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It’s something silly today that should make you smile.
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I’ll go first.
The Chattanooga Chonks…
Or maybe The Dixie Mouse Mafia?
Now you.
Name that gang!
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Let’s play.
Tag Archives: humor
Antique teeth, weird beer, and a dead parrot.
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The husband and I visited an indoor flea market housed in an old mill recently.
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No, that’s not a rifle.
It’s an antique vacuum cleaner.
Sigh.
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A definite pass right there.
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After browsing, we dropped in to our local pub for lunch where I tried a very strange beer.
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Have you ever had a half frozen, smoothie sour ale?
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It was utterly bizarre. But tasty.
Thick and creamy are not usually adjectives I use to describe beer… but it’s a whole new world when it comes to brewing these days.
And yes, my patty melt was divine as well.
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I don’t know if this is true.
But I certainly hope so.
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Yes, I tried another Facebook recipe the other day.
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And yes…
I was disappointed.
Again.
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Random nonsense.
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Spring is just around the corner and though the temps are still cool in Maine, 90% of our snow is gone.
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Of course that doesn’t stop His Royal Highness from finding the one batch left in a shady corner and getting stuck in the middle of it.
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And since the snow has melted?
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Lord Dudley Mountcatten was rolling.
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In some stinky fallen bird seed and loving every messy minute of it.
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Needless to say he got a thorough brushing and wipe down before re-entering the house.
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Eggs.
It literally hurts to buy them these days. $9.09 for a dozen, $12.75 for 18.
Damn.
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The husband and I took full advantage of this primo parking spot at the grocery store the other day. Hell, with what they’re charging for eggs they should offer valet service too.
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Easter is coming.
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You’re welcome.
( hollow out eggs and mix filling with above ingredients )
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What we could take, but probably won’t… part one.
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As you know, we have a few antiques and collectibles in the man cave/Barn Mahal.
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These WWII posters greet you on entry.
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But we know how old they are and how much they’re worth.
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We have a dedicated WWII corner with ration books and various ephemera as well.
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We could take the old Victorian stereoscopic viewer and cards.
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Or the quite large handmade model biplane.
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The husband has all kinds of oddities…
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From left to right –
Montamower, vacuum cleaner, wagon wheel jack.
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And a table of assorted torture devices tools… but are they Antique Roadshow worthy?
I don’t know.
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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
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To all my friends who need a little green in their day…
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It’s a terrible time to be out of Midori.
But I can always be Irish tomorrow…
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News you can’t use.
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Because all the other news is insane these days.
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Note to self – do not ask a Great White to say cheese.
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I don’t know why it’s a thing, but I do know it’s one of the myriad reasons I’m not on Tik Tok.
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At this point I don’t think that qualifies as news.
Or anything new for that matter.
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Is she surprised? Even the best birth control is only 98% effective.
Do the math.
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I so need this emoji.
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A completely reasonable response.
Ice cream theft should not be tolerated.
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Herb Alpert, veggie margaritas and Christians who can’t spell.
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A rare photo of Lord Dudley Mountcatten walking in the snow a few weeks ago.
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That winter stroll lasted all of two minutes. His Lordship does not like cold feet. 🥶
If you’re a vinyl collector like me, you’ve flipped through endless stacks of records in flea markets and antique stores looking for an elusive LP. More often than not what you find is Herb Alpert. Specifically, the Whipped Cream album. Seriously, it’s everywhere.
If you can relate to that frustration, this next bit is for you.
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Lord Dudley likes to watch television. And the other night he came running into the living when he heard a bald eagle screech.
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To say he was fascinated is an understatement.
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No. Just… no.
I love my margaritas but refuse to add beets.
Blech!
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Misspellings annoy me. Which is why I joined a funny group on Facebook called the Grammar Police where people share photos of grammatical blunders.
I posted this recently.
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It was immediately removed.
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I thought it was funny.
Apparently, they didn’t.
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Maine’s idea of a good time.
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Maine winters can be long, and out here in the country you take your entertainment where you can find it.
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Often times, that’s on a frozen river.
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Smelt, a small oily fish people enjoy fried…
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… run thus time of year and intrepid Mainers set up ice fishing shacks.
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Sitting in a plywood box in sub zero temps staring at a hole in the ice isn’t my idea of a good time.
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But to each their own.
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Let’s play.
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You may even enjoy it.
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Clearly this feline is Jonesing for some kitty weed and had to hit the ATM to pay his dealer.
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Catnip withdrawal is real.
Now you.
Why does that cat need money?
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We’ll be back to Baxter.
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The husband and I found a (not so new, but new to us) brewery in Lewiston recently.
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Baxter brewing is housed in the old Bates mill complex …
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And has a fabulous tasting room space.
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I love when companies repurpose old buildings. This was a hydro powered textile mill back in the day and if you look closely in the far corner of that picture you’ll see a raw rock wall. During heavy rain storms it weeps… wear waterproof shoes if you sit there.
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The beer?
Yeah, there’s lots of it on tap.
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That chocolate orange stout?
Primo!
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They also have a full bar and since I’m a sucker for fresh herbs in my cocktails…
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I sampled the thyme after thyme mule with pear and lime ginger beer. Yum!
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At the bar we spied an outdoor mural we missed on the way in.
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Along with the beer?
Food.
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Sadly it wasn’t as good as the booze.
The husband’s French onion soup was sent back because it was basically just a bowl of soggy bread.
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My dumplings were tasty but a bit overdone with hard edges.
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The generator that powered the mill.
It’s massive and would have cost a fortune to remove so they just painted it and left it in place.
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The husband liked his chicken tenders, though I thought the coating was too heavy and too dry.
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I should have known better than to order a smash burger… I don’t usually like them as they’re thin and well done… but the bartender said the maple honey cream sauce was amazing so I took the plunge.
Sauce aside, it was a dry hockey puck.
Am I the only one who hates this smash perfectly good meat to smithereens trend?
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Poor pub food aside, the atmosphere and beer were good enough to warrant a return trip.
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We’ll just order something it’s harder to screw up. Like nachos, or salad.
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