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The urine apocalypse … part 2.

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Because you enjoyed part 1 so much.

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Good luck out running that.

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You might want to get an umbrella instead.

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Trillions of peeing insects would be enough to send me scurrying for cover.

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Their idea of Mardi Gras fun and mine differ greatly.

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While bugs don’t bother me, I have to admit I’m glad I’m not in the peeing path of their hatchings this year.

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Don’t drink bug pee.

Words to live by right there.

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So, yeah.

Have fun with that.

And please remember to blog the event.

😉

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Thrift store treasures.

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I really need to up my game when thrifting because the people on this page are leaving me in the dust.

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Hosting a dinner party back in the day clearly required some serious skill.

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What the utter Hell is that?

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Because no one wants to take the time to plug in a crystal when you really need one now.

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That’s some ugly ass spelling as well.

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Speaking as a juvenile delinquent who smuggled shoulder harnessed squeezable flasks filled with alcohol into every concert venue she ever entered….

No.

There’s a line, and this is it.

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Let’s play.

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This one will be fun.

I promise!

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I love it.

This one is right in my wheelhouse.

I’ll start….

Wind In The Pillows. (as someone married to a baked bean lover I am well acquainted with this phenomenon)

Rodeo and Juliet. (ride ‘em cowboy takes on a whole new meaning here)

Gone With The Wine. (wine, it’s always gone too soon)

Lord Of The Pies. (if there’s a lady of the pies, I humbly volunteer)

Of Lice And Men. (eww, but I had to)

The Lizard Of Oz. ( I think that’s Jim Morrison)

To Pill A Mockingbird. (I’ve pilled cats, can’t imagine birds are any easier)

A Tale Of Two Titties. ( sorry, I couldn’t resist)

The Old Man And The Pee. ( if you know, you know)

Little Souse On The Prairie (if I lived on the prairie back then I’d be soused too)

Silence of the Hams. (with pineapple and brown sugar please)

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I could keep going, but I’ll leave some for you.

Dazzle me!

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Roll out the barrel(s).

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Remember when I found that weirdly wonderful tropical beer at the Great Lost Bear a while back? After numerous fruitless (no pun intended) attempts to locate it for sale… I went to the source.

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Barreled Souls brewing in Saco. They’re a small batch brewery tucked away in the basement of a lawyers office. The days and hours their tasting room is open are limited… so we were standing tall at noon on a Saturday ready for some serious day drinking.

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23 plus on tap made for ample tasting.

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Known for their bizarre fruited sours and gose, we happily sampled.

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And then sampled a bit more.

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This brewery ages its beers in whisky barrels, rum barrels, wine barrels and even tequila barrels which makes for some very distinctive flavors.

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I was thrilled to discover I could order a keg of Little Havana for the man cave/Barn Mahal and the husband went with a 4 pack of Le Tigre.

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At $17 for a four pack it’s not cheap, but what is these days?

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Eclipsing 2024… with woodchucks.

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The long awaited solar eclipse was a low key event as Casa River. Yes, we could have driven up north and seen the totality… but the traffic was nuts and the crowds were insane so we settled for 95% on the barn porch.

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I went out half an hour early with a book and a beer.

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I was ready.

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The man cave/Barn Mahal porch proved an excellent viewing platform.

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Though my attempts at photographing the event were less so.

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But it was an awesome sight and we enjoyed the experience.

And while we didn’t have totality darkness, the change in light and temperature was enough to flip out our resident woodchucks who were scurrying all over the place.

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When they see or hear us, they usually hide.

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But not during the eclipse.

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They were looking for shelter and didn’t give us a second thought.

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So how about you?

Did your eclipse viewing include befuddled wildlife….

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