Time for an update on the stories making the news on my town’s Facebook page.
Traffic jams are awful, no two ways about it…..
But in my town?

They’re not always bumper to bumper.

And then there was this:

No, damn it! I did not.
We’ve lived here over 17 years and the only moose I’ve seen was a dead one on I-95.
Trotting right down Main Street?

Another missed opportunity.
And finally, there was this:

My first thought was the zombie fish apocalypse had begun… and I started to get a little nervous.
But it turns out a bald eagle was fishing the river, dropped his sturgeon while flying and decided to munch on it in situ.

Because the thought of zombie fish taking over my blog?
Not cool.
Cows on the highway here are usually followed by a visit to the auto body shop.
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No repairs needed here…
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Could be my neck of the woods! Cattle, moose, deer, and occasionally sheep, all known to cause random traffic jams in towns.
Love the shot of the sturgeon in the snow. Creepy! Now that would garner some attention here 🙂
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I love living in the country!
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Wow, this beats everything I’ve seen or heard living in the boonies as a kid. Even that one time my dad hit a horse with his Ford F-150. The horse was fine, actually nothing happened to it because my dad was only going about 20 MPH when the horse ran in front of him, but my dads truck on the other hand, front end damage galore…lol
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My husband has hit 3 deer since we moved here. Twice they ran away….
😥
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Aww….well at least they were able to run away.
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Two out of three.
Number Three didn’t make it…
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A Rocky and Bullwinkle reference on a Friday afternoon? Nothing “wrong hat” about that. 😁
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It was begging for one…
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Since you’re away from your town studying history you might have fun with a book called Strange Red Cow, about the history of classified ads. The title comes from an ad in a newspaper in the pre-Revolutionary American colonies in which a farmer complains that a “strange red cow” has wandered into his fields and he’d like the owner to come and get it.
Yes, social media predated the internet by several centuries.
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That is absolutely fabulous! I love weird historical tidbits.
Although the vacation I’m posting about actually took place in December. It takes me this long to get through all the pictures.
😊
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Where I live, we have Canada geese taking over our shopping mall parking lot when they migrate, and wild women taking over the stores in the mall when they have a big sale, but unfortunately, those events never seem to coincide. If they ever do, my money’s on the women showing the geese who’s boss.
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Never underestimate a goose…
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I can’t bluff geese — somehow they know that, no matter how close up I drive, I’ll stop before I run them over. I’ll take your word (with my fingers crossed) that they’ll also stand their ground against women drivers.
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That they will. Very territorial, geese. Do you know they have a flock guarding the Jack Daniels distillery?
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I didn’t know that theyguard the distillery, Rg. It’s certainly “proof” of their capacity to stand up to being challenged.
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What’s the population, of your town?
My town was 2033 – three years ago. My sister lives in MN – her population is 63 (as of 2017). <–<< that's what I like.
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Last I knew it was 1,700… but we’re pretty spread out.
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LOL!
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What happened there? Clear cut case of Acipenseridae Corona Virus.
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Noooooo! The husband is flipping out enough as it is.
(I admit I had to look that one up!)
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I had to look it up too.
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I don’t think I could stomach another zombie fish apocalypse in my lifetime.
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It’s already begun.
Run!
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🤣🤣🤣
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