There’s a school in Reykjavik, Iceland that teaches you how to spot elves?
I did, because….

Yes, you can enroll here and start learning all there is to know about trolls, fairies, gnomes and other assorted mythical creatures.
Did you know...
The tongues of flamingos were a common delicacy at ancient Rome feasts?

Apparently Nero thought so as well.
Did you know.…
The word misteltoe derives from the Anglo-Saxon words mistel and tan?
Mistel means dung…. and tan means twig. So the next time you steal a kiss at Christmas? You’ll be doing it under a dung twig.
Can’t get much more romantic than that.

Did you know….
The band Steely Dan got it’s name from a William Bourroughs book called Naked Lunch.
Steely Dan III was a strap on dildo.

Which gives an entirely new meaning to this meme.
(Yes, all the above statements are true.
Knowledge is a wonderful thing!)
I’m pretty sure there’s some elf in my family tree. We don’t talk about the troll side of the family. Right, I’m off to have a flamingo tongue sandwich…
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I think we all have a troll or two in the family tree….
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A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. But, no knowledge and a lot of BS are all one needs to create a website…
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Well, it worked for me.
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After the tshirt and the link there’s a long black vertical bar that’s covering the rest of the text. I think it’s supposed to be a photo because the caption is going vertically down the right side of it. Is this just me and my computer being weird? I tried refreshing and nothing changed…
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It might be you. Anyone else ?
I still see it…. here’s what you missed.
The students in The Elfschool learn also about hundreds of Icelanders that have had personal contact with the elves themselves, and many of them have been invited into the homes of the elves and the hidden people in Iceland, and have often eaten food there and sometimes also slept there during one or more nights. – The argument that the elves and Hidden people of Iceland have saved hundreds of lives of Icelanders through the centuries is explored and explained to the students, as well as how this strange friendship between these two or many different worlds and dimensions can and does exists.”
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I got the black line too. Thanks for repeating the hidden message ! And if you are curious to the cause so am I. Using Windows 10 and chrome.
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So weird. I run Windows 10 and Firefox.
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Tried it in Firefox and got the same black line. Computers can be a tangled web of this and that…
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Thanks for trying. All I know is this… sometimes, when I copy and paste a section of text from the web it screws up the blog formatting. But I deleted it, so it should have been fine.
I’m blaming the elves.
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I did NOT have an elf problem. I was able to see (hidden) text just fine.
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Did you see the rest of the post as well? Flamingos etc…
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Oh yes, the dog and cat and what goes on under the mistletoe AND the Naked Lunch/Steely Dan connection – talk about “toys”. LoL
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Okay, good. I’d hate all that knowledge to go to waste.
😉
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The Naked Lunch reminded me of a film – titled the same. Showing some of the wonderful affects of overdosing on bug spray – an experience not unlike a bad acid trip. A strangely funny movie
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Sounds like perfect quarantine viewing…
😉
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It’s odd, because some people are reading the whole thing. And when I check it from my mobile, it’s fine.
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Exactly – from my mobile
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Don’t know why the screen was being weird, but it works now. Thank you for describing your post to me – that was very kind of you!
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Gotta keep my readers happy!
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I will NEVER be able to listen to Steely Dan again…..EVER.
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For which you should be thanking me…. repeatedly.
😈
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Only half of your post is showing up on my screen. The left half is black, the right have is there in miniature. Is that what I’m supposed to be seeing? Elves are tricky so maybe yes?
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Damn elves. I don’t know what’s wrong, it’s fine on this end. I copy and pasted a section from the elf college and that might be screwing everything up.
Elves. I should have known not to blog about them!
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I thought maybe the black rectangle on my screen was part of your post. Being that elves are known for causing trouble.
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Can you see the rest of the post? Or does it die after that..
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I see the t-shirt and your paragraph below it. I then see a long black rectangle on the left side of the screen with italicized words running narrowly down the right side of the screen. Then eventually the post ends.
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Okay. Let’s try something. I’m going to go in and remove that copied paragraph. Give me a few minutes then check it again.
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Nope. Black rectangle is still there. Sorry didn’t get back to you ’til now. Oddly enough, I had something to do before blogging. 🤔
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Before blogging? How is that possible!
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Thanks for checking. I have no clue what’s wrong.
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Icelandic elves, eh? OK … I’ll file that away somewhere … maybe in the brain niche with all the Parishes in Louisiana
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You never know when elf knowledge might come in handy.
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Wow, something went terribly wrong here. Same black bar on mine. Are the Elves trying to censor you?
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That’s so weird. I viewed it on my mobile and pc … and it’s all there.
Elves! Ya can’t trust the little bastards.
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You’ll excuse me–I am going out to the pool and get a twig!
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You’re such a romantic…
😉
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Oh. Um. Dang. Erm…..ah…well!!
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Well said.
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Very articulate is it not??
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Indeed.
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Spotting elves is easy, the hard part is getting them to stop making toys long enough to have a conversation with you.
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You can never have too many toys…
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Did you know there’s some sorta formatting issue on this post? I bet you did. Always good to know more things 🙂
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I do. But not on my end… everything’s fine here so I don’t know what to fix!
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I knew you knowed, cause you drink and you know things.
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And I know how to drink… which is even more important.
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