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A list of gifts to give your friends. If you don’t ever want them to speak to you again that is….
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Repeat after me, ” I will not buy River a dog’s ass pillow for her birthday or Christmas. Not now. Not ever. ”
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Seriously? Like I don’t have enough guilt reaching for those two extra slices of cheese as it is.
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Why.
Why in the world would anyone want to walk around in a baguette? I’ve been to France and had them fresh from the boulangerie. They are made to sop up sauce, be covered in jam or smothered in cheese… not your nasty foot funk.
That’s a hard no from me.
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River's world..... 
Okay, the Corgi butt pillow is funny, but the other two…..yeah a big, fat no. 🙄
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“I will not buy River a dog’s ass pillow…”
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Thank you. From the bottom of my heart… and butt.
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So a cat butt pillow then??
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No. I think not….
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I miss my Dorgi dog (Daschund & Corgi) but not just his butt. So, that’s a bit odd. The Slippers? Luckily, I prefer my whole foot covered so I would need a loaf. HA
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I am embarrassed to admit I would buy the baguette slippers.
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This is a no embarrassment zone. If you enjoy yeasty feet? More power to you.
😉
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Butt pillow? No. Soprano magnet? No. Baguette slippers? I might need to adjust my medication, but I would wear them just for the annoyance factor…
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Well don’t be surprised when your other half follows you around with a pot of jam and a knife.
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By the way, I ordered that Dirt candle. It was atrociously expensive given its size, but it smells exactly like fresh earth. I LOVE it. I’ve been burning it in our new sunroom and despite the polar vortex we’ve been suffering through, it almost seems like a summer day in there. I will be buying this candle regularly and trying not to notice the price!
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Too funny! I’d tell you to enjoy your dirt, but that sounds a little weird.
😉
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Couldn’t get into the Sopranos.
Finished GOT yesterday.
Started Sex in the City.
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You never saw SATC?
Wow.
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SATC?
SITC?
No. Didn’t have HBO till just recently and GOT took precedence.
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Understandable. There’s a whole lotta sex in Sex and the City…. but also some wonderful true girlfriend moments. I loved it.
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I have to look at the title again I guess… Just am really enjoying it.
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And, in… it’s all good.
👍
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