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Ever since we painted the barn/man cave the perfect shade of red, I’ve been sputtering about recovering the porch furniture because now… it clashes.
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I recently bought some color coordinated fabric and found a local woman who’s going to do the job.
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Me… sew? Yeah, that’s not happening. So while I was waiting for the seamstress to tell me she was done with prom and wedding dress alterations, I saw this:
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WTH?
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The edges of all the cushions had been shredded!
I ranted, I blamed woodchucks. I cursed, I blamed mice. I sputtered, I blamed chipmunks. But guess what?
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The real culprit..
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Was a bird looking for nesting material.
Mother Nature. She has all manner of ways to drive you crazy.
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River's world..... 
Looks like Mrs. Squirrel has gotten her friends involved with her revenge!! You don’t fool with Mother nature’s creatures!!
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It’s a conspiracy!
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It’s the same in the human world – walk up in a crime scene and you’re automatically being accused.
Poor Ms. Mouse, all she wanted was to be left alone and eat from a pile of kibble left by her Ladyship, and is now pushing up daisies.
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Nope. I saw that dastardly rodent try and drag a beheaded marigold into the baby barn. The gloves are off!
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But did you see Ms Mouse actually do the deed?
Besides – a mouse likes to have a pretty flower on her bedside (uhhh) table too.
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I’m afraid it’s guilt by association.
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No problem for the birds, the gloves will make fabulous nesting material.
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No doubt!
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Damned those creatures of nature! They are wreaking havoc over at Casa River aren’t they?
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They really are.
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So, did you find a “bird anti-nesting” material to cover the chairs?
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Probably not, as I bought it before the damage.
🥴
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You can’t have nice things. 😛
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Not outside anyway…
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That’s some serious damage.
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It must be a serious nest.
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Maybe some other bird gave them a pool table 😏
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Ha! That must be it….
🤣🤣🤣
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