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You might not be able to use it, but these things must be shared.
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No, not the Walking Dead kind… just zombie viral genomes. They don’t have a tv show but are still pretty impressive.
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That’s one bad ass prehistoric goldfish.
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There’s an America’s Best Restroom contest. How did I not know this? What are the categories… most comfortable commode? Most elbow room in a stall? Most stylish tampon dispenser? I need to know!
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Am I the only one who finds this disturbing?
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River's world..... 
People who practice Ayurveda will drink their own pee, but you’re supposed to drink it hot and fresh, first thing in the morning. Yum. Why even take it out of the bathroom?
The pretzels look pretty good. Am I missing something?
Best restroom? That’s like the best beer. It’s this one.
My paleontology friend will be here any minute for some coffee. I’ll be showing him this pic and I’m sure he will agree that it’s one bad ass goldfish, even if it’s not pizza flavored.
I don’t know anything about zombie viral genomes and I’m ok with that.
Fun post, thank you.
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Hot and fresh urine does not sound any more appetizing than cold and stale urine, but to each their own.
The pretzel plate? I don’t like my food smiling back at me.
Zombies? The less we know, the better.
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Me neither on the pee thing. No Ayurveda for me, I just don’t get why he has to stink up the kitchen.
“Food smiling back at me makes me think of the Chinese Christmas dinner in A Christmas Story. But, if we lose the smiley pretzels, the rest are all good, right?
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Sure.
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This urine thing is way more disturbing than those so-called happy pretzels that’s for damned sure. That fossil fish is horrifying as well, maybe not roommate drinking urine horrifying but non the less scary as fuck.
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I can’t say I’d want to swim beside it, no.
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I think the smiling pretzels are totes adorbs. The prehistoric goldfish is not as appealing, whether it is supposed to be smiling or not.
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It might need a pretzel.
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Where does one find a fossilized gold fish like that? I think it’d make an awesome Halloween decoration. How do we know zombies AREN’T the next pandemic? Excuse me, now I have to go to the best restroom ever (mine) and pee. Sorry, I know, TMI.
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The way things are going, zombies probably ARE the next pandemic. Please plan accordingly.
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I’m good with a restroom that doesn’t smell like that guy’s kitchen. Hot water for bonus points.
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It’s a low bar…. but it works.
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What cute pretzels. I would name them after my Exes before eating. How dare they laugh at me!
As for the Restroom, I am intrigued.
Drinking Urine? Just..NO! Although, there was a girl on ‘My Strange Addiction ‘ that bathed in it.
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Eww. Drinking it beats out bathing in it… but just barely.
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