News you can’t use.

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Because news you can use is usually depressing.

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If you’re ready for your mind to be blown, look up this artist and his beyond bizarre house. Everything is doodled, even the toilet.

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Okay, I don’t feel so bad about my outdated Shake and Bake now.

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I take it back about not being depressing. That’s the very definition of sad.

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In local news there were no takers on this generous offer. Please don’t tell my husband.

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And while I enjoy creepy Halloween decorations as much as the next girl? That’s a hard Hell no to disembodied demon doll heads.

Yikes!

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24 thoughts on “News you can’t use.”

  1. I think I might spring for those doll head decorations instead of the manure spreader, and (if for sale) the doodle house. It is not only important to check on items with expiration dates, but also check on those things that house items with expiration dates. I’m sure Congress is working on fulfilling that promise. It just takes awhile…

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  2. Can I go in with my coloured pencils, and colour between the lines? Not that I would willingly live there, but if I did I would have to add colours, lots of colours!
    As for the seat in Congress, “White man speak with forked tongue. ” That was an obvious outright lie, never intended to be fulfilled. And whoever said it did NOT have his fingers crossed behind his back, because he was holding a scalping knife!

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  3. When Matteo was here in 2014, we went to a car show in Hastings. At this car show someone had turned a manure spreader into a car. (duh) Cross cut saw was the dash.Back seats were toilet seats, the ‘carb’ was a milking machine complete with tit cups, A shotgun was welded to …guess? the passenger side (I’m riding shotgun!!) next to the windscreen. The driver’s seat was a tractor seat. (I have a photo of this somewhere.)

    We took photos of Matteo standing by it and sent them to his parents in Italy.

    “This is Matteo’s school bus.” I wrote. “When it rains, we’ll send an umbrella and when it gets cold? I’ll find him a down coat,”

    I heard from his dad immediately. “Magnifico!!”

    I didn’t hear from his mother for a week!!! I figured she was frantically looking for an airline ticket (or two!!)

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  4. I had an artist friend who did much the same thing. But they were pornographic doodles of a failed love affair. His landlord was not pleased, and the ex copine de coeur tried to sue him when photos of his apartment were displayed in a local gallery …
    Now that I think of it, he moved to your state …

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