The internet is a wild and wacky place.

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Here are a few crazy things I’ve seen recently. They’re too good not to share….

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Cow!

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this.

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I’ve received some odd things in the mail but not that odd. It made me wonder what the hell Orka actually was.

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Huh?

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Water that has glycerol esters of wood rosin? I think I’ll pass.

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So long cute swirly heart, there’s a new cat kid in town.

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This is brilliant. I wonder if it works for short husbands as well…?

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That’s a serious lack of quality control right there.

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The Irish are such a thoughtful people…

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Welcome back to trim staining hell

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Replacing the trim around our new bedroom windows was painful. We tried multiple types and colors of stain but never really came close to matching the existing. The only saving grace there was the new pieces didn’t lay against the old and with distance there’s room for variation.

Not so this new living room flooring project. New baseboard had to butt up to old at the two kitchen entrances and the hallway… not to mention the fireplace and built in bookcases.

It was a major challenge.

The husband and I made three trips to three different stores and bought three different colors but nothing worked.

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The piece on the left is what we needed to match. Most never came close. And mind you baseboard moulding is sold by the foot so every test piece that fails?

Ka-Ching! 💰

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We had to stain over 100 feet and I wanted it to look nice.

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Three more stores, three more rejects. I couldn’t understand it, we’d bring in my sample piece and match it perfectly to theirs only to find it wasn’t close when we got home and applied it.

Then we went to Sherwin Williams. Turns out they’ve bought the Minwax company… and guess what?

They can color match stain.

What!!! Why did no one ever tell me this was possible?

They also told us the reason we could never match our color was because all the store samples are done on oak and baseboard moulding is typically pine.

What!! Why did no one ever tell me this?

After stifling my anger at the stain industry, we purchased a can of perfectly tinted stain and happily started the process.

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Have finger, will travel.

Yes, the stain looks red but when gently applied with a rag and my forefinger instead of heavy handing it with a brush, it was almost perfect.

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Sadly my old Grateful Dead tee shirt gave its life to the cause.

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Two coats of stain, two coats of amber poly and one giant air bubble in the plastic later, we were done.

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Home renovations turn the corner. Literally…

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The living room floor is almost finished and we are turning the corner…

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Trying to save some money and move things along, my husband is staying ahead of the contractor with brute force prep work.

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Ripping out the old carpet…

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As the contractor makes his way into the hall.

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This particular area is two hallways.

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One short.

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One long.

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Both covered in nail ridden carpet strips and those nasty little sharp padding staples.

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When that was done my husband started removing trim…

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Which I really didn’t want him to do.

My guy is great with the rough stuff, but when it comes to careful finish work?

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Not so much. He broke off 4 small pieces and split the trim in 3 spots.

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This is the trim I’m trying to salvage of course. We’re putting all new in the living room but it’s priced by the foot and gets costly quickly.

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My repair skills only go so far.

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Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

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Gather round loyal readers and listen while I bang my AI war drum yet again.

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Ditch the artificial intelligence before it’s too late!

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Are you paying attention?

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I keep warning you…. but you’re not listening.

This is only a small part of that disturbing article but to add insult to injury?

The very next story I saw hit a little too close to home…

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Noooo!

Don’t click.

Don’t do it…

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Strawberries. They’re not just for daiquiris anymore…

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I’m not a big baker but I do make fruit bread now and then. Banana bread, apple bread… I’ve even made blueberry bread. But up until now I’d never made strawberry bread.

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And while I can’t say it’s my favorite…

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It wasn’t half bad either.

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I used the vanilla extract but next time I think I’d try almond for a touch more flavor.

I also had to add a bit of water to the glaze, it was too pasty their way.

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It’s starting to look like a floor!

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Things are starting to come together on the flooring project.

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And I’m almost afraid to say this lest something horrible happen….

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But work is progressing smoothly.

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It’s going to take us a while to get used to this type of floor as we’ve had carpet in here since we moved in, but I’m liking it so far.

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten’s jury is still out.

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Though he does enjoy the work table when our contractor goes out to the man cave/Barn Mahal for lunch.

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Progress!

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News you can’t use.

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Because there’s always plenty of it.

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If I remember correctly, I got a quarter. My how times have changed…

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I have no words.

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And from the look of those rats, they’re not thrilled to be living in Beantown either.

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A steady rat population is a beautiful thing.

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That may not be the only reason, but okay.

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It’s always the last place you look.

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No! Not the cheese…..

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Every day we’re bombarded with terrible news.

School shootings, plane crashes, natural disasters, war…. but this article I read the other day might be the one to push me over the proverbial edge.

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And it’s more serious than having an uncanny resemblance to our funky window insulation.

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Read on for some truly horrible news.

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Say it isn’t so!

I love Camembert, Brie and Blue….

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This isn’t bad news, it’s catastrophic.

My world will not be the same without the soft ripened loveliness of a creamy Brie or the pungent marbled goodness of blue.

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Dare I say it? Progress…

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There were a few men in the closet at Casa River the other day.

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My husband started there with a can of paint.

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And the contractor followed shortly after with the new flooring.

I have to say it’s a bit darker than I expected.

This was the generated image their website showed me.

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And this is what looks like in our house.

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The odd thing is it tends to change color depending on the amount of light in the room.

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Seen here with Lord Dudley in the bright light of day it has a warmer tone.

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And when the shadows shift, it darkens.

Either way, we’ll love it.

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We have to, it’s non returnable.

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