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Because there’s always plenty of it.
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If I remember correctly, I got a quarter. My how times have changed…
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I have no words.
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And from the look of those rats, they’re not thrilled to be living in Beantown either.
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A steady rat population is a beautiful thing.
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That may not be the only reason, but okay.
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It’s always the last place you look.
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Because I’m helpful that way.
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Considering the decided lack of, I can’t say this surprises me.
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Heck, we do it for our dogs, why not ourselves?
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Oh sure, pay big bucks and end up with a week in beautiful downtown Cartagena. Don’t forget to pack your bulletproof vest.
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I’d be 103, so probably not.
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That’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a while, and I do these posts every week.
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Good question.
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Seems like the father of our country was the original thigh master.
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I don’t know about you but alcohol affects my workout this way…
Choices :
1. Go to the gym
2. Go to happy hour and drink $5 margaritas.
The choice is clear.
🍹
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Because I’m helpful that way.
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This is a bridge too far. Seats have gotten smaller, food disappeared, we’re charged for baggage and extra leg room and there are more added fees than my phone bill. Now they want to weigh me? Screw you Finnair. If I want to visit Finland I’ll fly to Sweden first and drive. They invented the smorgasbord and don’t care how much I weigh.
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I’m sorry, but this is not news in my house.
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I would expect no less from New Jersey. It is home to the Sopranos after all.
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*Groan*
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This type of thing drives me nuts. I understand language is a living breathing entity that grows and must change with the times. When new technology is added to our world? Sure.. include it. But these entries?
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No.
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Because news you can use is so boring.
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Sure.
Nothing will go wrong there…
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Now that’s a bizarre headline if ever I saw one.
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My nipples have never felt imprisoned, but maybe that’s just me.
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There’s an article I am not going to explore further.
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What is this ongoing obsession with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? A singer is dating a football player and I couldn’t care less…. but a good number of Americans think it’s a deep state conspiracy. I simply don’t get it.
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Yeah, I hate when that happens. If only he’d befriended a wombat instead..
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Trust me, you really can’t.
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Please tell me there was a model involved. The thought of disembodied pubic hair strutting down the runway in stilettos is simply too much.
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Gas station heroin?
In my day that used to be Cheetos.
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It seems I owe Lord Dudley Mountcatten a thank you tuna.
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If it’s not safe for work it’s probably perfect for this post.
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Or not.
I admit I’m so out of touch I had to look up fleshlight. My advice? Don’t.
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Send the animated pig brain to Washington. I think they’re a few short…
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And if you can use it?
I’d rather not know…
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I heartily disagree with this statement.
Someone has to drive after cocktail hour and it’s not going to be me.
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Take that Jello!
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I think the answer to this question is directly related to how much weed you’ve smoked yourself.
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Because Covid wasn’t annoying enough, let’s reawaken some Cretaceous plague. What could go wrong?
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Scotland has 790 islands.
I think this is a no brainer.
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I’m not a Swiftie, but come on people.
Chill.
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You can’t blame the guy. If anything is going to make me nauseated these days, it’s politics.
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Because the world is full of useless news.
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Thinking about this, I’m not sure I can get past the short term injuries.
🤢
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Post Traumatic Sh*t Disorder, no doubt.
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This handsome fellow ate $4,000 off the kitchen counter.
Bad dog. Bad.
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That’s a little extreme. Even for the journal…
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I’m sure they meant to say incorrectly, but never mind.
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Risk management aside, who in their right mind belongs to a Bladder and Bowel Community… and what would you bring to that potluck supper?
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Never useful, but hopefully entertaining.
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Trying to process a quickie divorce is my guess.
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I was disheartened to learn this was happening in Portland, Oregon instead of Portland, Maine. I could definitely use a little llama lovin’ when I fly.
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If it’s considered humane for Fido… why not for Florence?
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It’s not like they’d ever run out.
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Damn. That’s a lot of poo.
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Florida.
Nothing surprises me about that state anymore.
🤣
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Let’s begin…
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Holy Hell. Two uteruses? I had enough trouble with one…
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I’ve never had a problem with this, but okay.
For those of you who have time constraints, the trick is to store them upside down.
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I’ve often said I’d like to sleep for 5 months and lose 50lbs. That’s my kind of diet.
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Nuclear mutant Chernobyl dogs. What could go wrong…
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This half of a 16 year age gap couple who have been married for 40 years says it works just fine.
😉
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Still here, still reporting on the absurd.
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Kudos to the wedding photographer who caught the exact moment. That’s money well spent.
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Mom voice.
Once heard, never forgotten.
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I’ve had friends with allergies who were allergic to things that are hard to avoid…. grass, dust, animal dander… but being allergic to yourself? Hard to avoid that trigger.
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In my experience using a shot glass makes everything easier.
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Oh, sure.
That too.
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This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.
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