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Useless news I can’t stop not using.
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Damn, frogs.
You boys need to step it up…
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Like we women need a doctor’s prescription to start us on the road to crazy cat lady.
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Who can blame him?
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I find that very easy to believe.
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Lasagna rocks.
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Apologies to Dolly, but that’s really not news.
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You know the drill.
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This goes for my husband at every meal. If his food isn’t flaming hot and burning his tongue? He’s not happy.
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Finally, there’s hope for the politicians in Washington. Let’s all chip in and buy them a few…
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Who is this chick anyway?
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No one is more thankful than me that the subscription to Cosmopolitan I received as a gift last year has run out.
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Because the world is filled with useless things.
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If that’s the case, I’m guessing he’s doing it wrong.
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No, it’s not nails or ears.
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If my gut bacteria is going to outlive me…. why am I so concerned with pre and pro biotics now?
And speaking of dead bodies.
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Damn, and here I have a hard time getting the husband to mow around my flower beds.
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I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure. But I’m also not clicking on that story.
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Someday… someone will be able to use it and I’ll have to stop posting these.
But it won’t be today.
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I don’t pay extra for Apple news so I couldn’t read this article. Which is a shame because it sounds like a grand idea.
Not.
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I do love a bargain.
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$100 to $10 million? That was a good investment…
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I didn’t know this existed, but I also didn’t explore the topic further.
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I haven’t been to a Jack in the Box since I was a child, but I don’t remember their fries being that good.
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My question to this type of thing is always.. why?
Just because they can isn’t a good enough reason .
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You can’t, but someone must because there’s so much of it.
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Damn. I could have gone all day without knowing that.
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Worms.
You never know where they’ll turn up.
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Any of my male readers want to try and explain this? Because I simply don’t see the appeal.
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I’m a nature lover and believe in sharing our planet with all its creatures, but if this bastard is threatening my wine and beer?
Kill it.
Kill it on sight.
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See?
Beer is good.
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No mystery there.
He’s surrounded by politicians…
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Or maybe you can. What do I know?
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I’ve driven up there many times but never hiked it. Thanks for making me look like a slacker dog.
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In a word, yes.
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I have no words for that one.
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I’d love to buy this for a Game of Thrones addict friend of mine. Too funny.
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Nothing is ever really lost. It’s just always hiding in the last place you look. Check someone else’s bladder and get back to me.
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And if you can? Then bully for you…
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What’s that old saying? You never know what you miss till it’s gone….
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WTH Canada? I thought you were our nice neighbors to the north.
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Just… wow. More vomit bags is not suitable compensation. Nope. Uh uh.
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Yes. It’s not because I’m lazy and don’t want to tackle that mountain of laundry. It’s genetic.
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I have a lot of ideas on this topic. Too much screen time, junk television, the quality of our leadership, social media … but turns out it’s just collective intelligence. We don’t need to know everything, we can just ask someone else.
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I doubt anyone can really use it, but here goes.
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96 children?
Who does he think he is… Elon Musk?
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They say don’t knock it till you’ve tried it… but I’m going to pass on that particular experience.
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I blog more than anyone I know, but even I don’t need that.
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To hell with music, fame and the rest… I just want to know where she got the seeds for that fabulous garden.
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72%? Sure, that’s close enough for surgery. A 28% chance of losing something vitally important seems worth the risk.
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Turns out it does. Men are thrilled and claiming the heatwaves covering half the country have increased the size of their members. For these overly proud men… I have one word.
Thermoregulation.
Winter is going to be such a disappointment.
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I should know better than to click on penis stories.
I really should…
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But someone can, and that’s even more disturbing.
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If this is what passes for television these days I’m glad I rarely watch it… but my first thought when reading the headline was the fact that I used to have a gynecologist who always asked me how things were “down there” when I stepped in her office. She misdiagnosed me for 2 years which resulted in me having to undergo a full abdominal hysterectomy. I should have known. If you’re unable to say the words uterus and vagina? You shouldn’t be treating them.
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While colorful … I’m taking a hard pass here and doubt anyone will be upset if I don’t bring this to the next potluck.
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With the price of real estate these days? This is a steal.
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I’m not on Tik Tok and rarely pay attention to their ridiculous trends…. but are their women who are seriously contemplating douching with borax?
WTH?
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All the news that’s not fit to print… but you know I will anyway.
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Sorry, if I had to see it… so do you.
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Gee, no. I can’t imagine that happening. You mean a programmed robotic fiancé who agrees with everything you say and finds your belching the National anthem charming isn’t realistic?
Who knew.
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Can you imagine living next to that Pepto Bismol monstrosity? I’d vomit on principle alone.
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Here’s a simple way… don’t buy them.
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For a society that always screams about invasion of privacy we’re pretty willing to hand over all our information.
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Be careful what you say in front of Teddy.
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