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It may be ridiculous, but at least it’s not politics.
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Unless a Hemsworth is delivering that hammer to my table?
Probably not.
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I do love a good morel.
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But damn, that’s impressive.
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It looks a bit silly, but 12 tons? Why aren’t we winging all of them…
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Brain tapeworm can’t be pleasant, but I’m still not giving up my bacon.
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A professional squatter?
Proof positive there’s a job for everyone.
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There’s so much of it these days.
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I have long known this, but it’s nice the scientific world is finally on board.
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Oh, sure.
Nothing will go wrong there.
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You have to applaud creative initiative.
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I suppose it’s better than stuffing… barely.
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I love my pets to distraction, but… no.
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We can probably guess how it tasted. No news flash there.
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Because someone has to filter through all this nonsense.
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Poor Molly.
No one even bought her dinner first…
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Canned sausage gravy is an abomination and cannot be elevated.
Ever.
The end.
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Sounds like someone watched a few too many Weekend at Bernie’s reruns.
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Let’s not and say we did.
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Just when I thought AI couldn’t possibly be any more horrifying.
😳
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Trust me, you really can’t.
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I’m almost afraid to ask what she was letting go of…
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*Note to Travel Architect… please include this colony on your upcoming trip*
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I can attest to the veracity of this affliction.
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What can I say?
Maine winters are long.
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Of course he does.
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That.. my friends, is the very definition of useless news.
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Useless and chuckle worthy is my goal.
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I must be part Labrador… because all this extra weight I’m carrying can’t be my fault.
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What a deal.
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I can’t say I’ve ever had any great desires to visit Detroit… but now I kind of do.
Singing pork products are hard to find.
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And so it begins…
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Someone probably did, but I’m guessing it wasn’t this guy.
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And if you can use it?
I promise I’ll try not to judge…
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When I saw that picture I knew it was going to be good bad.
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Please note the author of the article’s name. That can’t be a coincide….
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Buzz Lightyear was iconic. His original name? Not so much.
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Lunar Larry wouldn’t get anywhere near infinity and beyond.
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I’m confused.
Can naked dressing even be considered dressing?
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AI.
Those aren’t the only things it will get wrong.
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I’m with Kate.
Pass the Mac and cheese..
👍
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Because there’s always plenty of it.
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If I remember correctly, I got a quarter. My how times have changed…
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I have no words.
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And from the look of those rats, they’re not thrilled to be living in Beantown either.
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A steady rat population is a beautiful thing.
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That may not be the only reason, but okay.
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It’s always the last place you look.
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Because I’m helpful that way.
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Considering the decided lack of, I can’t say this surprises me.
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Heck, we do it for our dogs, why not ourselves?
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Oh sure, pay big bucks and end up with a week in beautiful downtown Cartagena. Don’t forget to pack your bulletproof vest.
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I’d be 103, so probably not.
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That’s the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a while, and I do these posts every week.
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Good question.
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Seems like the father of our country was the original thigh master.
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I don’t know about you but alcohol affects my workout this way…
Choices :
1. Go to the gym
2. Go to happy hour and drink $5 margaritas.
The choice is clear.
🍹
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Because I’m helpful that way.
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This is a bridge too far. Seats have gotten smaller, food disappeared, we’re charged for baggage and extra leg room and there are more added fees than my phone bill. Now they want to weigh me? Screw you Finnair. If I want to visit Finland I’ll fly to Sweden first and drive. They invented the smorgasbord and don’t care how much I weigh.
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I’m sorry, but this is not news in my house.
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I would expect no less from New Jersey. It is home to the Sopranos after all.
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*Groan*
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This type of thing drives me nuts. I understand language is a living breathing entity that grows and must change with the times. When new technology is added to our world? Sure.. include it. But these entries?
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No.
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Because news you can use is so boring.
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Sure.
Nothing will go wrong there…
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Now that’s a bizarre headline if ever I saw one.
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My nipples have never felt imprisoned, but maybe that’s just me.
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There’s an article I am not going to explore further.
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What is this ongoing obsession with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce? A singer is dating a football player and I couldn’t care less…. but a good number of Americans think it’s a deep state conspiracy. I simply don’t get it.
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Yeah, I hate when that happens. If only he’d befriended a wombat instead..
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