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Never useful, but hopefully entertaining.
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Trying to process a quickie divorce is my guess.
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I was disheartened to learn this was happening in Portland, Oregon instead of Portland, Maine. I could definitely use a little llama lovin’ when I fly.
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If it’s considered humane for Fido… why not for Florence?
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It’s not like they’d ever run out.
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Damn. That’s a lot of poo.
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Florida.
Nothing surprises me about that state anymore.
🤣
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Let’s begin…
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Holy Hell. Two uteruses? I had enough trouble with one…
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I’ve never had a problem with this, but okay.
For those of you who have time constraints, the trick is to store them upside down.
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I’ve often said I’d like to sleep for 5 months and lose 50lbs. That’s my kind of diet.
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Nuclear mutant Chernobyl dogs. What could go wrong…
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This half of a 16 year age gap couple who have been married for 40 years says it works just fine.
😉
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Still here, still reporting on the absurd.
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Kudos to the wedding photographer who caught the exact moment. That’s money well spent.
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Mom voice.
Once heard, never forgotten.
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I’ve had friends with allergies who were allergic to things that are hard to avoid…. grass, dust, animal dander… but being allergic to yourself? Hard to avoid that trigger.
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In my experience using a shot glass makes everything easier.
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Oh, sure.
That too.
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This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.
🤣
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New year? New ridiculous news…
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This takes the phrase “piss on it” to a whole new level.
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*Note to self – cross Baltimore off vacation destination list. *
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I never actually wanted to live to 150, but damn it… knowing I could have really ticks me off.
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Not many T Rexes walking around today so I guess we showed them.
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This explains so much!
All our renovation disasters. I don’t need a contractor.. I need an exorcist!
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It may be a new year, but the news is still ridiculous.
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I think my husband does this as well. Though not on purpose…
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For the love of all that’s holy… why?
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Do not doubt the existence of this malady.
It exists.
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Clearly my mental image of a unicorn…
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Doesn’t fit this scenario.
🥴
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You know I’m never going to run out of these.
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Just when you think things can’t get any more ridiculous….
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They do.
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And speaking of nipples….
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Jesus wept.
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Humans aren’t a very bright species. Id say that’s proof..
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Call me crazy, but if you’re living somewhere illegally? It’s probably not a great idea to call this much attention to yourself.
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Because I love ridiculous headlines.
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Yeah, that’s the last place I want Elon Musk.
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Sure.
What could go wrong with that?
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Aside from fatal crashes?
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Poor Kevin.
Pastry put an end to his freedom.
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I’d have to want a Big Gulp pretty damn bad to make a midnight snack run there.
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Oh, come on.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
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And if you can?
I’m sorry.
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From the looks of that cat, I’d say he did it on purpose.
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To be honest, I don’t either.
Moving on…
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Free bats?
Must be a popular rental at Halloween.
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Ah, Vermont.
That state is so wonderfully quirky I wouldn’t be surprised if the moose was environmentally friendly student transportation.
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I often wonder who can, but then realize I don’t want to know.
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And look, she wore diamond covered pancakes in appreciation. Isn’t that sweet?
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And they say New Yorkers are heartless.
Pfft!
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It’s McDonald’s, so that’s saying something.
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The chain has added the McSalad Burger to its menu in New Zealand. The name is silly, but when you look at what’s being sold, customers should ask some questions.
McDonald’s Salad Burger features tomato, shredded lettuce, slivered onions, American cheese, two pickles, and peppery McChicken sauce, on a toasted sesame seed bun.
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A burger without the burger.
The very definition of stupid.
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Poor rooster.
He’s just doing what roosters do…
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Because there’s so much ridiculousness out there.
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I’m wondering how much money it cost to sit this panel and research such an important topic.
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Is holding it at home better or worse?
On second thought, don’t answer that.
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Speaking as a lover of creative craft cocktails.…
No.
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#TeamJavelina.
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