It shouldn’t surprise you to learn that it took me longer to blog about this book than it did to read it.
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To be honest, I blew through it in a day…. but I figured not everyone would enjoy that high a level of corpse saturation, so I’ve spread the snippets out over time.
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Placenta cocktail?
I can honestly say even I will never be that desperate for a drink.
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Though I could totally rock that hat..
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Powdered human penis?
The key words here are “taken with alcohol”. Geesh, I would hope so.
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And to think the only thing my husband took home all these years was post it notes.
Yes, your favorite series about dead bodies is back.
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And today’s chapter is aptly named…
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Let’s dig in, shall we?
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You have to wonder what genius first came up with that idea.
“Hmm… what should we do with great Uncle Mortimer’s remains? I know! Let’s cover him in honey and bring a chunk of his thigh to the next neighborhood potluck.”
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Honeyed urine and poop. I’m beginning to notice a trend here….
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Mummies cure farting?
You heard it here first people.
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A wandering uterus is a terrible thing…. but I would think using dung to coax it back in place would have the opposite effect, as in “Hell no Mabel. I’m outta here!”
River's world..... 