Tag Archives: turds

Worst. Dog. Toy. Ever.


In fairness to my dog loving readers who must cringe at the plethora of cat posts on my page … here’s one for you.



Wondering what your next birthday or Christmas gift to Fido should be?



Mr. Poops. Because you can never go wrong with a morose black turd.



No need to thank me. The thought of Mr. Poop happily squeaking his way through your house is all the gratitude I need.


Just in time for Christmas!


Never let it be said I don’t help my friends.

Do you have one of those hard to buy for people on your shopping list?

You know…. that one person you struggle with every year because they already have everything?

Well, I can almost guarantee you they don’t have any of these.





Those are gifts made with moose poo.



Well, Mainers love to recycle.




As well as sell tourists lots of useless crap they don’t need.



I can’t really answer that.

But if you need a floating moose turd key chain, I can probably hook you up.




You can’t make this stuff up.

No, I’m not kidding.

You’re welcome.