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Tumbledown brewery trip.

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We headed west the other day to visit a couple of breweries I’d been wanting to try. On the road, we saw this…

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Crowd sourcing your honeymoon. That’s a new one.

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Western Maine can be lovely.

Mountains, rolling hills and valleys with lots of family farms. And now, numerous solar panels.

Unfortunately the brewery I really wanted to visit was closed due to the unexpected death of their owner… so we headed for my second choice.

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Tumbledown Brewing,… small batch and named for a mountain.

Unfortunately their tasting room was small as well and housed at the end of a strip mall. Not what I was expecting.

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Eight beers were on tap and we tried 4.

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Sitting at one of the two tables which was an upended barrel.

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No.

We did not wear goggles.

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As luck would have it the guy behind the counter was military so you know we (and by we I mean the husband) had to stay and talk.

One flight and a four pack to go lightened our wallet by almost $40 which proves small batch does not equal small pricing.

Review – Beer wasn’t bad. Tasting room was. Not in a hurry to return.

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Let’s play.

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Because you’re already here, you might as well.

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I didn’t even have to think about this one…. read.

I’ve often said I could happily live on a deserted island as long as I had a large enough stack of reading material.

Never underestimate the power of a good book to keep you company. Some of them are my best friends.

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How about you…

What are you doing to stay sane in solitary?

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Miscellaneous nonsense.

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Has anyone tried this recipe?

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I just bought the two ingredients and will report back if it’s truly magical.

Have you ever laughed at your spouse/significant other for being horticulturally challenged? I did the other day when we visited a friend and my husband asked if I had any of these bushy plants in our garden.

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Uh, no… but it is legal here now.

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Remember the photos I posted of that fantastic sunset we had before the recent hurricane? Take note of the giant ice cream cone trash can on the left and read the town’s FB page the day after the storm

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We take our ice cream seriously up here.

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A support pickle?

I just can’t…

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We must have made them look bad.

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As you know we have a beautifully smooth new driveway. It’s dark black and lovely… as it should be for $20,000… but I think we were making the road in front of our house look bad.

That’s the only explanation I can come up with for this..

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A paving crew….

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Redoing a ten mile stretch of road to match our driveway.

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This pleases the color coordinator in me greatly.

Our vehicles suspensions are saying thank you as well since Maine pot holes are epic and can swallow you whole.

As can our hideous new ditch shown here with uncoordinated grass.

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More (not really) helpful survival tips.

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A few more tips that are weird enough to share.

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Well damn. That blows the veracity of every cartoon I watched as a kid right out of the water.

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Okay, that’s a pretty handy tip if it works…. but am I the only one who substituted the word kindling for kindle every time they read it? Kindling is a noun, kindle is a verb. Unless they plan on setting their ereaders on fire… this is grammatically incorrect.

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You know I’m going to try this, but since everyone’s hands are different sizes I may have more daylight left than you. Neener neener.

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Yes. Because everyone has a termite mound in their backyard …

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When you really love your mouse.

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten has been spending a lot of time in our bedroom since our contractor has been working in the living room. And if he’s in there?

So is his favorite mouse.

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How much does he love this particular rodent?

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Enough to pick it up and carry it to bed with him.

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And don’t even think about removing said mouse.

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Unless you want to lose a finger.

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The… but it has nowhere to go so that’s a half assed solution…. project.

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Remember the river I blogged about a while back? The one that runs between our house and garage every time we have heavy rain?

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The one I’m blaming on our new and pretty, but clearly sloping the wrong way driveway?

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Well, our contractor came up with an idea to fix the problem and offered to implement the plan…. which led to this.

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My thrifty husband wanting to save money and doing it himself.

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I was thrilled with the idea of sinking a catch basin and perforated drainage line to direct the water to flow elsewhere.

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Except my spouse…king of the half assed, why bother doing it correctly the first time if you can save on labor projects… had another idea.

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Oh, he sunk the catch basin.

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And screwed the cover on.

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But decided this was enough and no drainage lines were necessary.

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So now we have a catch basin with nowhere for the water to go.

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Yes, he put it in the right spot where water collects… as shown by the morning after a heavy rain.

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But as soon as the basin fills up no further drainage is achieved and we still have standing water.

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Sigh…

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Beam/ceiling repair day 8…. mud and sand.

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Now that we’re in the drywall phase, the ceiling repair project’s daily progress has slowed considerably.

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Mud. Let dry. Sand until the entire house is covered in white dust even though there’s a plastic barrier.

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Repeat.

Our poor contractor works all day and I swear it looks the same in the evening as it did when he arrived in the morning.

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But at least it won’t sag.

Wish my body came with a tag like that.

This afternoon two gallons of primer were applied and at least things are starting to look better.

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It’s been a week and a half of discombobulation and I have to admit I’m ready for this to be done.

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News you can’t use.

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And if you can? Then bully for you…

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What’s that old saying? You never know what you miss till it’s gone….

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WTH Canada? I thought you were our nice neighbors to the north.

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Just… wow. More vomit bags is not suitable compensation. Nope. Uh uh.

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Yes. It’s not because I’m lazy and don’t want to tackle that mountain of laundry. It’s genetic.

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I have a lot of ideas on this topic. Too much screen time, junk television, the quality of our leadership, social media … but turns out it’s just collective intelligence. We don’t need to know everything, we can just ask someone else.

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