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Et tu Apple?

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As much as I dislike posting political, sometimes I have to.

The ridiculous factor has been off the charts lately and every morning I wake up thinking, “what now?”. Be it President Musk giving a press conference from the Oval Office …

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(Conflict of interest? Nah, must be a coincidence.)

… or Trump turning the Gaza Strip into a middle eastern Atlantic City, we really are down the rabbit hole Alice.

On top of everything else, this ludicrous renaming trend has my eyes rolling more than is healthy. I read Google maps caved immediately, but I had higher hopes for Apple.

Needless to say I was disappointed.

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And if that’s not stupid enough?

I read this the other day…

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Are kindergartners running the country now?

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The legislation, called the “Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025,” directs Interior Secretary Doug Burgum to oversee the implementation of the name change and to ensure official documentation and maps refer to Greenland by its updated name.

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What the utter f*ck?

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** Update because I always schedule posts a few days ahead**

After democratic outcry about the “coincidence” I spoke of above?

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The procurement document previously contained a line item that read: “Armored Tesla (Production Units)” — a reference to products from Elon Musk‘s electric vehicle company, Tesla. It was listed as a five-year contract and valued at $400 million, making it the biggest item on the list.

As of Wednesday night at 9:12 p.m. EST, the line item has been revised. It now reads “Armored Electric Vehicles.” It’s still listed as a five-year contract worth $400 million.”

Time will tell who gets the contract.

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Let there be snow.

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We’ve been having a number of small snow storms lately, 2-3 inches at a time, and thanks to some cold temperatures…

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It finally looks like winter in ye old state of Maine.

I enjoy the change of seasons and while winter can be challenging, it can be beautiful as well.

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Especially when our backyard visitors show up for a nosh.

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We usually see them in the evening, but the other morning these two showed up for breakfast.

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My husband was out front shoveling the driveway…

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And the minute they spotted him?

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Nothing but fluffy white butts.

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😊

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My fingers are crossed for him!

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My husband’s dream may be coming true.

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Bring an avid collector, one of my guy’s favorite programs is Antiques Roadshow. He watches it religiously, envious of all the people who clean out their attics and find priceless treasure.

While I watch the show and see hundreds of people standing in endless lines in the hot sun, clutching and dragging cumbersome objects, inching forward in slow motion for a mind boggling number of tedious hours, just to spend two minutes with an appraiser who tells them grandma’s objet d’art is a fake…

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My husband sees the lucky 6 out of 6,000 people who have something worthy and simply knows that could be him.

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So when I saw this article in a local paper…

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I decided to give him the chance to be lucky.

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After a bit of research I discovered you don’t pay for tickets, they’re free. The catch is… the only way to get them is to enter a sweepstakes. You sign up, submit your name (one per household) and hope they pick you.

So that’s what I did.

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And since my husband’s birthday is right around the bend, I printed that announcement out and put it in a wrapped gift box.

My fingers are crossed they pick our name… not because I want to stand in line for all those bunion busting hours, but because I love my guy and it would make him happy.

And hey, the blog fodder factor could be off the charts.

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That’s one bad *ss otter.

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I was going to include this article in my weekly useless news series, but this little fellow is so awful I figured he deserved his own post .

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Look at that face.

He doesn’t even care.

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Damn Ollie.

You’re one twisted little dude.

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There’s frustrated…

And then there’s Ollie level frustrated.

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve never done that to my teddy bear.

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News you can’t use.

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And really, why would you want to?

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This begs the question why.

But on second thought, I don’t think I want to know.

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The remedy for overly salted Spam should be the same for everyday, run of the mill Spam.

Throw it out!

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I’ve been reading a lot about extraordinary fungus lately.

I also watch The Last of Us…. so this troubles me mightily.

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I don’t care for chimps. This can just be another reason why.

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Great. Like we don’t have enough to worry about already.

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Are there people too dorky to season their food? This seems like an awfully low bar for AI applications..

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As one does.

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A few chuckles.

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Our farming neighbor across the street has a sense of humor.

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Winter can be long in Maine.

It helps to laugh.

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What is it they say…

Necessity is the mother of invention.

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A squirrel, on a squirrel statue.

It’s not often you find that kind of symmetry in life.

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Anyone else old enough to remember these little torture chamber boxes?

Research was time consuming when I was young.

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There must be starfish in Washington.

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I love animals and enjoy learning quirky facts about their remarkable lives.

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Not exactly subtle, but it sure beats yo yo dieting and spending hours getting ready for that first date.

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This doesn’t surprise me at all. AI has a long way to go when it comes to simple tasks.

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Brainless? Seems like there’s a whole lotta of seawater being pumped through Washington these days.

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Owls rock.

We rescued an injured barn owl years ago and took him to an avian shelter for treatment. I rode in a car for an hour with an owl on my lap! It was a once in a lifetime experience.

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