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Random stuff of very little importance.

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I love to read. And since I do a lot of it, I love a library book sale.

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Two dollars for hardcovers, $1, for paperbacks makes me feel less guilty that these two stacks will be finished in a month and a half.

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This martini is for Mark. Made with fresh watermelon puree it was utterly delightful.

Really!

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This makes me even more glad I can’t stand the stuff.

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Remember I spoke of this a while back?

A third less tourists is not good for Maine’s economy.

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The husband, examining a wagon wheel fence he saw at a yard sale. Needless to say he was disappointed the wheels were not for sale.

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This is Pia.

I’m cat sitting for a neighbor this week… and when Pia wants to be petted?

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You’d better pet.

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Best advice I’ve heard in a while.

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A $15,000 craft show and a 1980’s prime rib.

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I love a good craft show. People can be incredibly clever and creative and I like coming home with handmade treasure.

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So when I heard there was a show at Laudholm Farms on the Wells Estuary we took a drive down the coast even though it was overcast, drizzling rain and foggy.

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It was an amazing show and all the craftspeople were under cover, be it tents or barns.

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The problem?

I was expecting to find crafts and what I found was art that usually resides in galleries. There was amazing jewelry, fabulous paintings, unique pottery, intricate woodworking and stunning metalwork. Unfortunately I didn’t plan on spending $1,800 on a pair of silver earrings or $6,000 for some stained glass.

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The artists have a very strict no photography rule so these giant outdoor pieces were the only things I could sneak a shot of.

And while the items we saw were beautiful, the cost of the things I wanted reached $15,000 before we were halfway through.

Needless to say I left empty handed.

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No, I didn’t even consider pickle body lotion.

Our next stop was for a late lunch/early dinner at a local landmark, the Bull and Claw.

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This restaurant has been in operation since 1973 and to be honest I don’t think it’s been redecorated since the 1980’s.

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Plastic tablecloths, plastic duck decoys, artificial flowers … I wasn’t holding much hope.

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But my cranberry margarita was decent and cheap and the menu was large.

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Husband attacked the soup and salad bar with good results.

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And we were pleasantly surprised to find our meals flavorful, well prepared and more than amply sized. Medium rare prime rib and stuffed shrimp with baked potato and broccoli for me, turkey dinner with mashed potato, stuffing and broccoli for the husband.

Our bill was well under a hundred dollars and though the atmosphere was dated and more than a little kitschy, I honestly wouldn’t mind going back.

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What I’m watching.

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The good, the bad and the indifferent.

First, the good.

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If you’re a loyal Dexter fan from way back like me, you had to suffer through a few less than stellar reboots… but the current incarnation gets a four star thumbs up. He’s baaaack and so is Angel Batista. The addition of Peter Dinklage as a twisted millionaire serial killer super fan is a nice touch. You won’t be disappointed.

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Smoke is a wild ride. A psychological thriller about arsonists and arson investigators, it has interesting plot twists, is often disturbing… and extremely watchable.

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And now for the bad.

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I read Asimov’s book series years ago, it’s classic sci fi and hard to beat. So when I saw there was a well reviewed tv show that told the story? I was all in. Until I watched the first few episodes and couldn’t understand what all the hype was about. Maybe it picked up later on but I didn’t stick around to find out. I found the acting sub par and the story line disjointed and hard to follow. Disappointing, that.

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Never having been to Hawaii and only knowing its basic history I gave this show a try since it was getting good reviews. First turn off? It’s spoken entirely in Hawaiian and every word is subtitled. Sorry, but I don’t want to work that hard. Second turn off? Jason Momoa’s butt. There’s too much of it and we see it entirely too often. He’s not the rock hard Khal Drogo from GOT anymore, trust me on this. I only watched three episodes and had to quit.

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And finally, the indifferent.

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Like most young women in the 90’s, I read and fell in love with Outlander. Like most middle aged women a few decades later, I enjoyed the long awaited HBO series with its time traveling love story and stunning Scottish scenery. So when this new accompanying show about Jamie and Claire’s parents started I happily jumped on board. And while it’s not totally awful, it lacks the spark of the original and feels dishwater flat. I’ll finish it, just because. But I can’t say I recommend it.

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Maps, and yes…. more maps.

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Ever wonder what your state is talking about?

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Mine must be Stephen King inspired.

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Can’t say that’s much of a surprise.

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Well done Australia.

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When I first saw this I thought little green men,, but it was from Fox News, so that might be the wrong type of alien.

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Why, oh why… would anyone need a flamethrower?

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Good to know.

I think.

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You’re welcome.

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The duck let me down.

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One of our mainstay restaurants when we drive up the coast to Damarriscotta is King Eider’s.

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A favorite of tourists and locals alike, it’s become a landmark.

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Located in an old, small brick building it’s tiny but mighty.

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Like its cocktails.

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I had the top listed selection, but are we really doing the second?

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Apparently, yes.

We are.

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I always order the crab cakes as they’re advertised… and always used to be… the best. This trip? Not so much. Hard, over cooked and over breaded. The husband’s giant mussels were the better choice.

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Husband’s broiled haddock? Huge, plentiful and perfectly prepared.

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My braised duck sandwich (when in Rome) with chopped apples, dried cranberries and melted cheddar? Dry and tasteless with barely a hint of the promised fruit.

Oh well,

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At least the sign was funny.

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News you can’t use.

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Really, it’s totally useless.

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See?

Useless, as promised.

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Explain to me again why we’re so anxious to apply AI to medicine… because this doesn’t bode well.

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If you have to ask, you’ve never been to Maine.

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Even the crab world is rejecting AI.

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Damn straight.

I wouldn’t hug him either.

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Whaaaat?

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Seems a little harsh, but okay.

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Random

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Autumn is right around the bend.

Do I know this because the leaves are turning and the temperatures are dropping? Yes, but there’s also a less subtle sign of fall.

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Pumpkin spiced everything. Cereal, coffee, cookies… you name it, they spice it. Even the nuts aren’t safe.

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The next two photos were taken by a friend on the island where I spent my teenage years.

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Sunsets there are pretty special.

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Ours was nice that night, but not nearly as dramatic.

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Has anyone ever tried these tricks?

Because I fail to see how ice cubes are going to deodorize a stinky disposal.

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In a world where there’s entirely too much hatred and prejudice, Maine is welcoming some new neighbors.

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And finally, 61.

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I was 61.

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Happy as a clam.

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Working up an appetite walking around the lighthouse made us more willing than usual to try an unassuming little local spot for lunch.

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Yes, it was called the Happy Clam.

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And to be honest, he did look happy … so we ducked inside.

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The raspberry frozen daiquiri? Awful.

Clearly the clam wasn’t drinking that.

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Seeing the German flag proudly displayed out front and learning that the owner’s wife hailed from there, I took a chance on the schnitzel fingers appetizer.

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And oh my…

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Was I ever glad I did. Perfectly cooked, light and flavorful with the most delicious mushroom and thyme sauce. I haven’t had any this good since my Austrian mother passed away.

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Husband went with a puréed lobster bisque which was equally as good.

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And though I felt like I should have ordered the aforementioned bivalves, I opted for a fabulous crabmeat roll instead.

Totally stuffed, we stepped out of there happy as the namesake clam.

Until my husband spotted a yard sale…

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And bought a fistful of old wooden hangers and rulers.

I wasn’t so happy then.

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Run Forrest, run.

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Marshall Point lighthouse… Port Clyde, Maine.

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Did you guess which famous movie used this landmark as a backdrop?

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Yes, it was the eastern most spot Forrest Gump encountered on his run across the country and where he turned around.

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The little museum made sure to memorialize its moment in the sun.

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This really is a gorgeous location.

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With the quintessential rocky Maine shore.

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The light itself is tiny and there was a line of people waiting to climb in so we just strolled around outside and enjoyed the views.

https://youtu.be/gFBPufqy9r8?feature=shared

WordPress is acting up and won’t let me embed the video. Grr..

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The keeper’s cottage doesn’t look like a bad place to call home.

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The monarch butterflies agreed.

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