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Because everyone needs more maps.

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Maine is clearly Team Cat.

Lord Dudley Mountcatten approves.

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Well done Colorado.

Though the fact that there’s a CDC Surveillance System tracking these stats has me a bit worried.

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How do you say pecan?

I’m in a green area but pronounce it more like the blue people do.

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This definitely puts it in perspective.

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Poetry in Stephen King country?

I call foul.

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Maine does indeed celebrate Patriot’s Day.

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If they’re red, I’m doomed.

But we feed the greys well and could probably survive the squirrel apocalypse.

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Because you seem to enjoy them as well.

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Maine is seriously bereft of alpacas.

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Guess we know where the maple trees live.

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I don’t think Maine is quite as coffee crazy as the rest of the country. Dunkin still rules up here.

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What up Wyoming?

Apparently, nothing.

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I’ll wear that proudly.

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Most of our moose are up north, but I’ve seen a few. Sadly, two of them had been hit by cars.

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Maine is so white bread, we don’t even have a weird name.

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Maine seems to be half dog, half cat.

You know which half we are.

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