The driving tour of the Yorktown, Virginia battlefield was a strange one and meandered all over the place.

Through the woods.

And past open fields with miles of split rail fencing.
Seriously, it went on forever.
There were creeks and swamps.

And every now and then, a sign.

We saw plenty of fluffy white butts.

And they roamed at will.

We even made friends with a few.

This little beauty had no fear and sidled right up next to my window.

Up our way that would be dangerous.
But this was protected land and they knew it.

Near the end of the tour we saw something a bit odd.

A buck with a funky horn.

And while I can’t say I’ve ever had to tote a rack around (on my head anyway) this did look a little strange.

So this was December 23rd and the husband had spent the last 48 hours trying to talk me into driving down to North Carolina for Christmas Day. When we’re on a trip for the holidays? We usually let it pass without much fanfare. No exchange of gifts, maybe just a special meal. But since our daughter of the heart came to visit with us those few days… he was bound and determined we would celebrate with her this time.
While I normally would have agreed, she had a slew of family members staying the night in a one bathroom house and I didn’t want to stress her anymore than necessary. We checked a few hotels in the area but all of them were full. Husband wanted to go for the day…. but it was a 4+ hour ride down and a 4+ hour ride back. Almost 9 hours on the road is not my idea of a fun Christmas… but he wore me down. Which meant we had to spend the rest of that day (and night) shopping for gifts because I wouldn’t go empty handed.
And leave it to me to decide on the one gift that was utterly unfindable on the 23rd of December. And believe me we tried.
Yup.
I had to give her this.

Because she loves wine…. but can no longer drink it because it gives her headaches.
I was going to give her the gift of wine back! Or die trying.
Which we nearly did.
We tried every single freakin’ store for 150 miles. Large malls and small gift shops. Specialty stores and wine outlets. Big chains and obscure holes in the hall. We walked, we searched, we cursed. (Okay, maybe that was just me.) We shopped until we almost dropped. Everyone had heard of it… very few carried it. And if they did carry it? They were sold out by the time we got there.
Do you know how aggravating it is to look for something for 7 hours straight and then be told by a laughing salesclerk, “Oh, we just sold the last one 10 minutes ago. You should have been quicker.” That woman is lucky she still has her tongue…. because if I could have reached the butcher knife on the other side of the counter? She’d be laughing with a bloody stump right now.
And if that isn’t bad enough?
I didn’t find the perfect gift, but I did find this:

No.
No…
Noooo!
This is wrong on so many levels … I can’t even. What twisted soul thought, “How can I take a perfectly good candy and ruin it beyond all measure? I know… I’ll add Kale!”
All over the world children are weeping. I hope you’re satisfied Archie.
At 9:30 that night the husband was screaming Uncle…. and grumbling about food. We were both too exhausted to care at that point and stopped at the first place on the way back to the resort. An Outback Steakhouse.
I’m not a lover of chain restaurants and hadn’t been to one of these in 20 years.

But $5 Boozy Cherry Limeades sounded pretty good….
And for that price? I had 3.

Their Blue Cheese Wedge salad left a lot to be desired…. and the husband’s French Onion soup was only fair.

But his filet was blood rare and he made short work of it.

My grilled filet and shrimp skewer combo was filling…. and I’ll leave it at that.
There’s a reason we’re not chain restaurant fans, and if we don’t go back for another 20 years?
I’m okay with that.
Please go back…
You have to think about the drink!
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We don’t have Outbacks here anymore…. and it would be an awfully long drive for a drink to go back to Virginia.
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… even for a 5$ one?
j/k – of course. Just kidding
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12 hour ride?
Even I’m not that thirsty…!
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Yeah… no rocks to see on the way either
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Kale candy canes are weird. I don’t care how on trend their color of green is, they are something that need not exist.
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Agreed.
So wrong!
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I’m amazed at the deer. It’s interesting to see how they understand the concept of safety. Outback (delivery) was the room service options for a few hotels in NYC. I think that’s the last time I had food from them. I’m ok with most chains. They all have something I like. I just never experiment.
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The deer were smaller and less afraid of humans. Even in the parks up here, they’re rightfully skittish.
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” because if I could have reached the butcher knife on the other side of the counter?”
You might have made her rack look unusual?
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A distinct possibility…
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If you go up to Shenandoah Park, the deer walk right up to your car, also. But, there are black bear there so make your own decision…
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Sounds like my kind of place!
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The views are spectacular!
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Funky deer horns, swamps and creeks, but……A WINE WAND!?!?! WTF?!
Where has this been all my life, not that I drink a lot of wine, okay lately yes, I got a gift card from my oldest for Christmas and it was $75 so I went (a couple of weeks ago) and bought me $75 worth of wine. I mean I stocked up!
Since, oh I’ll say a week and a half a go, I’ve had TWO white wine spritzers or red wine sangria’s everyday after work (after I run of course). I drink mixed wine drinks because of the headaches and such but now? Ohhh I’m so getting me some of these wine wand thinys!
Oh, loved that “rack” joke, men won’t get it, lol.
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I’ve talked to her since and she says they work. Check Amazon, they have them now.
And yeah…I couldn’t resist the rack reference!
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Oh I have, I’ve ordered them already! I know, your sense of humor is so much like mine!
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A shopping mall on the 23rd?
There isn’t enough alcohol on the planet to get me through that … I begin to understand mass killers …
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The husband was not exactly thrilled either!
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Archie McPhee! A novelty store from my hometown (Seattle), with the motto “We make weird.” It’s fun browsing through their store, as long as you’re into silly, kitschy useless crap. Kale Candy Canes are a very tame sampling. I bet that buck ordered his antlers from Archie McPhee 😉
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Oh, too funny!
I didn’t realize it was a whole store.
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Aw, pity. We probably go to Outback 6-7 times a year but it’s a specific one. He eats the same thing every time — Caesar salad, 6oz filet medium rare, mash, and green beans. I sometimes order the same but usually get the ahi tuna app and fries. Best watermelon margaritas ever. Also, the attendance lady at our kids’ school moonlights there, so we get excellent service.
What a sweetie, that friendly deer 🙂
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Well, the cocktails were cheap and tasty … so I survived.
😉
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