Stupid products….
Keeping the American economy strong for decades.
The Crunch Cup. So you can drink your morning cereal…
Most important meal of the day? Maybe.
But you should know my husband’s cardiologist (the top rated man at the largest and best hospital in our state) said breakfast cereal is a top contributor to obesity and diabetes in this country. He won’t even allow it in his house.
So no cereal sippy cups for us.
Toaster bags.
Now I don’t know about you, but the day I’m too lazy to butter my bread?
I’ll just hang it up for good and take to my bed with a case of Patron.
No, this is not an iPhone ball delivery system for playing catch with Fido.
Pooch Selfies.
Kill me now.
Okay…. I can almost see the attraction here.
And while this may look a little odd?
The Guzzle Buddy has my name written all over it.
But this?
This is a bridge too far.
No.
Just… no.
I don’t know about you?
But a hydrated ass is the least of my worries right now.
River's world..... 
As Homer Simpson once said, “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems”
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Alcohol would explain many of these inventions…
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I think I’ve seen the toaster bags at the store. Some of these look like good gag gifts, as long as they’re not real expensive.
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Gag being the word.
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LOL, how did I know the Guzzle Buddy would get your endorsement? I’m thinking you might be able to convert the cereal cup into some form of alcohol delivery system also.
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I suppose it could filter out the lime seeds in my gin and tonic….
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I can see the toaster wrappers and the guzzle buddy, but everything else, wth?!?!
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Wasteful. People are getting beyond lazy.
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Just because there’s a gadget for everything… doesn’t mean there should be a gadget for everything!
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Non-buttered bread on a grilled cheese? Shoot that person right now.
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I know, right?
It’s sacrilege!
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Might as well put a nipple on the cereal bottle and complete the look…
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Now that would just be tacky.
😉
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Mmmm. Toast bags have some potential. But I have never had any problems with a dehydrated butt ..
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Nor have I….
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And here I thought the buddy butt cheek was when you went out with no pants on!!! So that’s why everyone want to ‘bite’ of me!!!
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No… it’s just because you’re so sweet!
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It’s hard to stop laughing long enough to comment. I’ll withhold my opinion on most of these, but I must say that Puppy Cody would simply eat that tennis ball along with the phone it’s sitting on. (yes, there’s a story behind that: https://cordeliasmomstill.com/2015/09/17/even-good-dogs-are-bad-sometimes-or-why-dogs-can-be-expensive/)
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Yikes!
Yeah, you’re probably right… pass on the dog selfie phone.
🐕
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I don’t have a cardiologist, but if I ever need one he or she will have to be in favor of Rice Krispies. Which I eat at home, in a bowl, with a spoon, like a normal person.
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