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I do. Even though I’m sure you’d rather I didn’t.
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Yes, this exists. Though I think they’re wrong about the Olympic event.
And if you’re thinking…. that’s great River, but I don’t really care for cereal?
I’ve got your back.
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Pooping Champion Gummies.
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And tea.
You’re welcome.
But if that’s not enough to get you excited about this oh so helpful product? Visit their website and check out the fabulous club you can join.
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Now tell me you don’t want to be a card carrying member of that!
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River's world..... 
um…………….I’ll pass.
Thanks for thinking of me tho.
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You’re quite welcome.
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I do not want to be a member of that club. Is this more of your Facebook ads? Are these ads going to start showing up on my Facebook now?
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Ha! If I could float them over to you I would. But no, this wasn’t FB.
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I belong to too many clubs as it is!!!!
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Oh come on, just one more.
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Ew!
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For a minute there I thought it was a political ad…lmao.
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Ha!
It’s 2020, anything’s possible.
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They really missed an opportunity by not putting the word “movement” in boldface type there. Although what really disturbs me–aside from the cereal being both soy and gluten free–is that while we’ve seen life imitate SNL for a while but now it’s imitating old SNL. It may not be called “Colon Blow” but close enough.
Actually I just checked and Amazon really does sell a boxed cereal called Colon Blow and I just can’t anymore.
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Colon Blow! Most excellent…. thanks for the heads up.
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I note the club membership form says they really hate SPAM. SPAM, being so fatty, probably helps with the movement, too. Just sayin’ In any event, now that I’m in remission with my ulcerative colitis, I’m too happy to have become a non-member of a poop club to join this one.
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Nice catch, I missed the spam reference.
👍
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I know a few people that should join this club…
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Please share my post. They’ll be thrilled…
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I wonder if they have any “Pee like a racehorse!”?
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I don’t know, but rest assured if I find it…. I will post about it.
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The “Inside Scoop” just sealed it as a NO for me. They are already trying to get to far up, in my opinion.
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Ha! Good point…
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Perhaps I’m oversharing, but there have been certain marathon moments in el bano when I would have happily gulped down a few 3-gram gummy bears just to accomplish the mission….
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And you could have earned the gold. Always a worthy goal…
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How would you like to be the judge for the Olympic pooping contest?
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Umm… while I’m sure it’s quite an honor?
No.
Definitely no.
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Yeah, I’m not going to buy a box or bag of anything with the word “poop” on it.
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If you don’t participate, you won’t win a medal.
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