You know I have to share these things.

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I do. Even though I’m sure you’d rather I didn’t.

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Yes, this exists. Though I think they’re wrong about the Olympic event.

And if you’re thinking…. that’s great River, but I don’t really care for cereal?

I’ve got your back.

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Pooping Champion Gummies.

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And tea.

You’re welcome.

But if that’s not enough to get you excited about this oh so helpful product? Visit their website and check out the fabulous club you can join.

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Now tell me you don’t want to be a card carrying member of that!

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25 thoughts on “You know I have to share these things.”

  1. They really missed an opportunity by not putting the word “movement” in boldface type there. Although what really disturbs me–aside from the cereal being both soy and gluten free–is that while we’ve seen life imitate SNL for a while but now it’s imitating old SNL. It may not be called “Colon Blow” but close enough.
    Actually I just checked and Amazon really does sell a boxed cereal called Colon Blow and I just can’t anymore.

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  2. I note the club membership form says they really hate SPAM. SPAM, being so fatty, probably helps with the movement, too. Just sayin’ In any event, now that I’m in remission with my ulcerative colitis, I’m too happy to have become a non-member of a poop club to join this one.

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