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Sometimes Facebook gets it right.
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Like this store… that seems to be targeted to my sense of humor.
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Not always, but maybe. Alright… more than likely it is.
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Sounds like something I would do.
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I have an abundant supply, no problem.
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I’m definitely not. Remind me to tell you the story about my husband’s friend who called him at work to tell him to ‘get his wife under control’. Ha! As if.
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That’s me.
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Someday I’m going to have to buy one of these. It’s my favorite tag line and I’ve been searching for cocktail napkins with that phrase ever since we built the man cave bar…. to no avail.
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You’ve GOT to tell that story about your husband’s co-worker’s bold and outrageous demand.
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It’s really not much a of a story. A childhood friend of the husband’s, who he hadn’t seen for 30 years, moved into town and started dropping by unannounced (often at dinner time) 3-4 times a week. He expected me to drop what I was doing and serve him, then leave the room so the men folk could talk. Women should be seen and not heard type of fellow. We didn’t see eye to eye… and I may have gotten a wee bit snarky with him.
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Eww. I hate it when men are stuck in the 50s. So degrading.
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He was a large, gruff, demanding, overwhelming personality with a booming voice. Called his wife ‘the old lady’ and said they didn’t talk anymore because they’d been married so long they ran out of things to say.
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Just a *wee bit?”…..Ha! I don’t know you…but I think I do!
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Wee is a relative term.
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I’ll bring the bitter dark commentary disguised as humor!
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A tasty accompaniment.
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Want them ALL! Too cute, too funny and I can (and do) relate to each slogan.
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It’s silly how much they amused me.
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If they have not been raised right they should be raised right until their attention limited as it is has been got and their attitude has been adjusted. Then again maybe I did not say that harshly enough. Now back to the snarky gear…
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Oh and if Facebook gets it right it is purely by accident. Now there is an anti social media.
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True. But it made a nice change from ball wash and crazy cat lady products.
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Now this I love!! I have a coffee cup that says “Probably Kahlua” on it, and yes, yes I do use it on a daily basis. I love the “It was Me, I Let The Dogs Out”…..and of course the I’ll Bring The Sarcasm cap, I need to have that emblazoned on something I use everyday.
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They’re all winners in my book.
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I don’t normally wear hats, but that sarcasm hat is cute!
I bought a tshirt a few months ago that has a cute cartoon bunny that is giving the bird (blurred out) and underneath it says, “I’m a [blurred out] delight.” I’ve gotten loads of compliments on it.
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As well you should.
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For some reason, your favorite tag line reminded me of one of my favorite epitaphs: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!
Are you listening, liver?
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Ha! I suppose they do go hand in hand….
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You can have bar napkins with whatever you want to say at Office Depot!
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They closed all of those down up here…
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I’m glad you’re bringing the sarcasm. It’s like nachos. You could have a party without it but would you really want to?
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Well, I wouldn’t…
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I absolutely love the pecker shirt haha! Shirts with funny sayings or cool designs are the way to go.
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I hate Walmart but they have your liver napkins.
In bulk
$16.95/100
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Andaz-Press-White-with-Rose-Gold-Foil-Shut-Up-Liver-You-re-Fine-Cocktail-Napkins-5-Inch-Bulk-100-Pack-Count-3-Ply/180705751?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=591&adid=22222222222317125383&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=e&wl1=s&wl2=c&wl3=74354587602983&wl4=pla-4577954131814237&wl5=&wl6=&wl7=&wl10=Walmart&wl11=Online&wl12=180705751_10000000635&wl14=shut%20up%20liver%20you%27re%20fine%20cocktail%20napkins&veh=sem&msclkid=1a6db75c42a71afaaa52d78a5e316f19&gclid=1a6db75c42a71afaaa52d78a5e316f19&gclsrc=3p.ds
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Woot! You’re my hero. I hate them as well, but..
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lol……
i get to use two when I’m there. One to keep. lol
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I’m for ALL of this!!
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That cap seems a custom made perfect fit for this commenter. I want one!
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I admit it would make a great avatar picture….
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