Things for which there are no reasonable explanations.

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Have you noticed the new trend in flour? They make it out of everything now. Back in my day you had Gold Medal and the only choices were 1 pound or 5. Now? There’s rice flour, almond flour, spelt flour and….

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Good grief, don’t people know the only acceptable alternative use of watermelon is margaritas?

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I saw this coffee table in Home Goods the other day and it made me wonder….

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Has caging misbehaving children and dinner guests now become acceptable?Because I’m fine with that.

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Crocs…the hideous abominations are everywhere.

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They’re basically the Honey Boo Boo of footwear and people need to stop wearing them.

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And fruit themed Crocs?

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Do nothing to alter my opinion of these pathetic plastic horrors. Please… for the love of all that’s holy, let these things die the natural death of outdated ugly footwear.

Like Jellies.

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They were hideous, but at least they had the decency to die.

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32 thoughts on “Things for which there are no reasonable explanations.”

  1. Watermelon seed flour!? Wtf? And I completely agree with you, those monstrosities of the footwear world need to be completely obliviated from this earth. They are nasty, ugly and anyone who wears the. Should be tazered until they come to their senses!

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  2. Who on earth thought to make “flour” from watermelon seeds??

    I have a of knockoff crocs but onky because I wanted something for watering in winter and they were $6. And they’re lined with fake fur. Even I, taking great pride in tackiness, won’t wear them in public!!

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  3. River,
    Aren’t those pre-croc plastic things called Jellies? I like shoes and all, but I’ve never worn crocs or those other things. If I spend money on it, I have to actually like it. Also, I love the theme of this post — footwear to food to dining (even if it’s over some poor trapped creature) to fruit footwear; none which have any dignity. It has a nice full circle feel to it. Well done, my friend! LOL. 🙂

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  4. When my cousin was in elementary school, she would only style her hair in a side pony and she would only wear Jellies – 2 sizes too big.

    Coincidentally, the girls in her third grade class formed an “I Hate Susan Club.” In retrospect, it makes sense.

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  5. Have you ever compared the taste of seedless watermelons to seeded watermelons? To me the seeded watermelons are 1000% better. Yet all they sell in the stores here are seedless watermelons, and farmer’s markets are not selling watermelons anymore. So if they are not selling seeded watermelons, but they are using watermelon seeds for flour, what are they doing with the pulp? I want the pulp!
    The coffee table is for doggie timeouts, I guess, but I can see frustrated parents shoving kids in there, and that is not cool.

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  6. Use a baby crib to make a kennel like that coffee table too. Since most people kennel their dogs inside, make it functional. There are some GORGEOUS kennels that double as end tables too. Instead of two pieces of furniture in your small living room, you only need one. I would like one but they can be pretty expensive….

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      1. LOL…I have to crate my two bugs. Momma with her babies and Louie to protect him from Momma. But only during the day. When babies all go to their furever homes, Momma won’t be crated either. Only when I’m at work. I paid too much for my carpet to have it ruined….

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