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Because there’s simply so much of it…
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I’m not sure I need a reason other than the title, but thanks all the same.
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Now that’s one seriously old clam. How he avoided the chowder pot for that long is impressive.
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My only question when reading things like this is… why?
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Finally, a prescription I can get on board with.
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River's world..... 
Good lord, Gwyneth seems to be all about shock value these days. Didn’t she used to, ya know, act?
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I vaguely remember her head in a box. So the jury is still out on that one….
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I know absolutely nothing about the hows and whys and who-did-what-to-whoms of her divorce, but I must say it’s rather easy to cheer for Team Chris Martin. (Aside from not pushing eye-roll-inducing products, it doesn’t hurt that he’s adorable and I love Coldplay).
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As an Abe Lincoln fan I truly enjoyed knowing something his age, and of course, I’m all about the cheese! I’m giggling at the Gwyneth comments. I wish my absurdity could pay off!
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You and me both. I do stupid things every day…
😉
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We should be RICH!! 🙃😉😛
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Should.
Yes.
🥴
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Rectal ozone therapy? Blow it out your ass.
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Literally.
Yes….
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I think I will take this opportunity to clam up on those bits of news…
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Two fathers? I wonder if they traded off nursing duties. I’ m guessing the clam is pretty tough by now, but I’m good with the cheese. No to ozone.
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Which father gets the uterus?
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Haha
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The unlucky one.
Trust me on this….
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No problem there.
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To live that long, you’ve got to be tough.
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I just want to know how they know what year this clam was born. Mona
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They count the rings on his shell, just like the rings of a tree.
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Thanks rawgod! Good to know. 🙂
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My question is, how do clams, or trees, know when to start a new ring? They don’t have calendars, do they?
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I have no idea….
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Actually, the Clam info was quite interesting!
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Yes, but the question is….
Is it news you can use?
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I think society needs to NOT take any advice from Gwyneth Paltrow, she’s not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. How do scientists “know” how old that clam is? Seriously how can they actually tell unless the clam can talk, lol. Just NO to the mice with two dads story and anything involving cheese is always good.
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Perhaps there’s an old photo of Abe Lincoln going clamming…?
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Forget about making a mouse with two dads. The real story is making eggs out of sperm. I don’t think that’s even possible. That mouse has to be more of a clone than a created life. I want details!
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And I don’t have them.
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Awwwwww. I’ll have to take away your journalist’s credentials.
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If I had any to take, I’d gladly hand them over.
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But, you’re the Useless News Journalist! Now you’re saying you’re reporting with a licence? How crude!
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I am merely sharing and spreading the (useless) word. Journalistic credit belongs elsewhere.
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I’m trying to increase your reputation here. Work with me. (An increased reputation comes with increased responsibility, of course, which is why I would take those credentials away from you, but the left hand always takes away what the right hand gives. That capitalism!)
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I appreciate that… but what I do here is so far from journalism I can’t accept the accolades.
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The mouse thingy…You asked why? To affirm the progressive left’s idea that men can can give birth. There. I fixed that one.
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Personally I wish they had to.
The world would be a different place.
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Rectal Ozone Therapy and a ‘My Vagina’ candle. Gwyneth has really got it all going on, hasnt she?
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She certainly thinks so…
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If my sleep hygiene routine needed cheese,
I’d just as soon go to bed dirty….
Although, as a dirty old man,
I won’t presume to speak for those under thirty
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No worries. The thirties are in my rear view mirror…
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It sounds like Gwyneth needs an intervention of some sort. Lordy, Lordy.
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She needs something.
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Did ypu see, a month or so ago, that a group was recruiting test subjects for a cheese/sleep study?
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I did not. And now I feel left out…
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I guess everyone in Wisconsin sleeps like a baby then!
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