Blossoms, sadness and splooting.

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Let’s start with my candy cane dianthus.

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It may not taste like peppermint, but it always puts on a show.

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My lovely line of what once were bushy, thick and healthy marigolds has been nibbled to shreds. Don’t listen to gardeners who tell you nothing will eat them. The woodchucks are dining al fresco as we speak.

I realize I haven’t done an update on my husband’s sister lately. There’s never anything good to report, but life goes on.

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Here’s a sad picture… my husband cutting up the food his sister won’t eat at the nursing home. Hard to believe she’s the younger sibling of the two. There’s no good news here, she’s terminal and hanging on even though she doesn’t want to. Her breathing is labored and painful and yet she tries to bum cigarettes from nurses and other patients. We visit once or twice a week and try to be cheerful but making conversation with someone who’s every other sentence is about wanting to die is heartbreaking. It’s such a sad situation and at this point, though I hate to admit it… her passing will almost be a blessing.

On a happier note I bring you squirrel splooting.

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Yes, that’s what it’s called when squirrels lay flat on their bellies to cool off.

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In other news our local pub has a bartender who experiments with alcohol infusions. I’m happy to say the strawberry mint rum was a winner and makes a fabulous mojito.

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I should know, I had three… alongside some wonderful warm pretzel bites with beer cheese.

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Still in a pickle.

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And the pickles keep on comin’.

There seems to be no end to revolting alternate uses for pickles. Read on, but be warned … you may lose your appetite.

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I would not.

I will not.

And you can’t make me.

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That’s simply not kosher.

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Mother of God… why?

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It’s Texas.

Enough said.

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Oh… the horror!

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Driveway repair part four, the flood and another tree climbed. Sort of…

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We woke up to the remains of an overnight downpour.

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When having your driveway repaired, excess water is not welcome.

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There were two extremely large puddles wreaking havoc with all that new oh so damned expensive dirt.

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And while the birds and the visiting ducks liked their new muddy bath…

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I was less than thrilled.

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Naturally His Royal Highness wanted to investigate.

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He’s such a timid little guy I thought the big equipment would frighten him, but he’s more afraid of the workers than the machines.

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Growing bored with the earth movers he ran up the choke cherry tree before I had a chance to stop him.

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The desire is there, but the skills are still lacking.

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Not quite red, white and blue.

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Mother Nature is putting on her own fireworks show at Casa River.

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And while it’s not the true red, white and blue of the Fourth…

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Pink and purple are close enough for me.

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The Japanese irises are still in bloom and the peonies are starting to pop.

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They’re truly gorgeous blooms and smell divine with a rich heady fragrance.

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Happy holidays from my garden to yours!

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In which His Lordship encounters the woodchucks and couldn’t care less.

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His Lordship was out walking the other day when he spotted movement.

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Momma Chuck was approaching the buffet from the corner of the woodshed and had a little stare down with Dudley.

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Not sensing a threat she settled down to munch and even turned her back on the feline.

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten was, for all intents and purposes… ignored.

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So much so, Junior showed up for a nosh as well.

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News you can’t use.

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Because I doubt I’ll ever run out of ridiculous headlines.

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I’ve never been so glad to not be a doctor.

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Methinks Dr. Willis enjoyed his job a little too much.

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I’m totally signing up for that bus tour!

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For me?

It’s been roughly 59 years and counting…

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Good grief Florida, what next? You and Texas are neck and neck for weird happenings this year.

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Being quarantined and sprayed with chemicals isn’t my idea of a good time, but whatever. .

And if you’re wondering how toxic that chemical is?

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If it’s illegal… why and how is the Florida government using it!

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Driveway repair part three… removing old dirt and replacing it with other dirt.

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There’s a whole lot of dirt moving going on at Casa River.

Dirt is dug up.

Dirt is hauled off.

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New and apparently better dirt is brought in.

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And for the price they’re charging, it better be truly spectacular dirt.

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Fabric is laid under the new dirt. Apparently it doesn’t like the old dirt and must have a barrier to prevent cootie contamination.

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The new dirt is spread and tamped down.

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And the new culverts await their new home.

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Rocks are mixed with the dirt.

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And at 5:00pm we had a not so lovely line of tortured lawn and a driveway filled with heavy machinery to keep us company overnight.

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Maine stuff.

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There are numerous reasons I love my state… the natural beauty, the lobsters, the rocky coast, the ferocious change of seasons, the plethora of craft beer… but this time of year?

Lupine is at the top of my list.

Fields upon fields of gorgeous purple blooms on spikes.

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What’s not to love?

If the damn woodchucks didn’t love them as much as I do, our field could be full of glorious purple too.

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Next up?

The mobile boot.

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Maine is famous for L.L. Bean, and L.L. Bean is famous for it’s waterproof boot. So naturally the boot has to take to the road. It’s currently on a summer tour. Keep your eyes peeled…. it could be coming to your town soon.

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My town seems to be having an issue with runaway chickens lately. They can’t all be curious about crossing the road.

And last but certainly not least?

An infamous Maine landmark. Seriously, tourists drive for miles to have their picture taken under this sign.

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The funny part is, there’s really nothing there. Just the sign, an old farm… and well, yes.

Cow shit.

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Driveway repair part two… a whole lotta digging and one unhappy cat.

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After all the old pavement was hauled away….

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We were down to dirt and apparently a good bit of sand…

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Which, as it turns out…. is not good at all.

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At the same time our driveway was being destroyed and rebuilt the neighbor was having theirs worked on as well.

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Which means Lord Dudley Mountcatten has a hard time finding a quiet place to sleep.

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An inconvenienced cat is a horrible thing.

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Sand is bad for drainage and after scraping off the tar and a layer of topsoil, sand and clay is what they found.

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Which meant digging down a solid foot and hauling it away.

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Of course work could progress much more quickly if my husband wouldn’t go out and chat up the crew every hour on the hour.

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Random nonsense

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Why is it every time I clean the windows?

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A drive by birding. It’s like they wait for the Windex…

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Yes. That is actually the McDonalds in Freeport, Maine.

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Another reason I love my state.

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Do not try to remove His Lordship’s catnip. There will be consequences… and most likely, blood.

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Rain. The husband’s car. And a woodchuck staying dry.

Enough said.

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Rain means rainbows.

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And we’ve certainly had our share lately.

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