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What’s that old saying…
You can’t keep a good man down?
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But I guess they tried.
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I never knew the superstition went back this far.
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Rather like a giant toothpick.
Interesting…
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Stone Age Walking Dead?
Monthly Archives: May 2024
An unexpected surprise.
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My (not so) retired husband was working a job with our contractor yesterday.
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It consisted of ripping off siding, removing a door, framing over it and putting up new siding.
While the contractor dealt with the door, my spouse removed the siding…
Only to find this buried underneath.
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It was at that exact moment the homeowner came out to check their progress and my husband had to explain, no… he wasn’t the artist.
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It’s a colorful time of year.
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Six Baltimore Orioles stopping by for a brief time on their way to northern breeding grounds.
Put out oranges and grape jelly the first time you see one… then sit back and enjoy the bright orange show.
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Random snippets
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I fear I may have tripped a disturbing algorithm by clicking on those pole dancing mice a while back.
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Now I’ve got a squirrel working the room for tips .
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Be still my heart.
I don’t have all the ingredients yet so if you beat me to it, let me know how they turn out.
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Required momma woodchuck photo.
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This decanter is wrong in so many ways I don’t know where to start…
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Pickle soup? Equally as wrong…
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Bird food isn’t always for the birds.
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Our beautiful fox shows up every day at dusk.
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We think she has a den in our back woods.
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And though I put special food out for her, every once in a while she steals the bread I put out for the birds.
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Because everyone needs to carb load now and then.
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News you can’t use
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If it’s Monday, it’s time for useless news.
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There’s a question I rarely ask myself.
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Now I’m twice as glad I don’t eat tofu.
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Poor beetle. When I wear my reading glasses I’ve been mistaken for a schoolteacher, … but poo? That’s got to hurt.
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Finally, a church worth attending.
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To heck with the Eucharist, ‘shrooms will help you meet Jesus quicker than stale crackers and boxed wine.
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I’ve got an idea… stop pooping in it.
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Sure. That’s an application totally worthy of crashing our electric grid.
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Not something you see every day…
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While out grocery shopping the other day I passed this truck.
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Thinking I saw what I thought I saw, I had to do a little research.
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It’s not every day you see a top hatted turd smoking a cigar.
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Because it made me smile.
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This bird has got the moves…
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This explains a lot.
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Read from left to right.
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Is it me?
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Now that the new living room furniture is in place, it was time to start shopping for coffee tables. Ours are old and mismatched and bear too many dings and cat scratches to be serviceable.
After our nightmare replacement of windows, and doors, and floors…. I thought this would be a breeze. I didn’t want anything special, just one rectangle for in front of the couch and two square side tables in a medium wood finish. Drawers or no drawers. Stylish or plain. Traditional or modern.
I was leaving my husband at home… so I knew finding something to please me would be much quicker.
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Or not.
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I just wanted something simple.
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Something that didn’t look like a metal suitcase…
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Or a canoe.
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After five furniture stores…
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I came to the conclusion nothing is easy anymore.
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