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Because you need more useless crap in your life.
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I’ve been to some bad weddings, but they never started with the invitation.
Ouch!
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Hope the kids don’t find those on daddy’s nightstand and start nibbling.
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A little clarity here, she calls her padded bra gel inserts chicken cutlets. Which is disturbing in itself…
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Sure.
What could go wrong there?
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Because the other fish are making fun of how ugly it is?
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The stone veneer installation is coming along nicely…
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Rising up the wall and around the windows.
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But at this point I need to take a moment and complain about the namby pamby fortitude of this product.
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It cracks easily.
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It chips even easier.
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For something that weighs a ton and costs a fortune?
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I expected better resiliency.
Cutting the “easy to install” stone is a nightmare all its own and everything is covered in dust.
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So much so it has to be brushed off every piece before and after installation.
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Thankfully you can’t see the cracks and chips unless you’re right on top of them.
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And I think it’s going to make a huge difference to our home’s curbside appeal when (if!) it’s completed.
😊
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Our Coopers Hawk returned yesterday and hung out for almost an hour, which is quite unusual.
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His Lordship was fascinated and kept a close eye on the visitor this time.
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I’m not sure what held this beautiful guy’s attention for so long… but I’m not complaining.
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I enjoyed watching him almost as much as Dudley.
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💕
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Because you’re not too busy right now.
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I know I was born in the wrong era, but I always wished I had learned to swing dance.
Back when I had a fully functional knee that is, it wouldn’t be a pretty sight now.
The Big Bands, the Lindy Hop, the energy… it just looks like fun.
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How about you?
What do you always wish you had learned…
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Remember the large, oh so heavy batch of stone my husband piled on the barn porch?
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The one I told him was too heavy to put in one place and might damage the frame?
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Yeah.
Serious sagging that had to be propped up.
Why do men never listen? Why…
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Work continues… and the more stone that’s affixed to the house, the less weight and possibility of caving in the barn porch.
I call that a win.
Progress is slow but steady.
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Question… what do we think of the color combination of stone and composite decking?
When this remodel started, I chose decking that would blend with the vinyl siding. It looks very grey in photos but is actually striated with beige-y clay.
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It had already been delivered by the time the husband decided to replace the siding with stone. Special order, no return…. so I’m talking myself into it blending.
What say you?
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Color coordinated or not, it’s what we’ve got.
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And standing on the lawn I’m beginning to get an idea of what it will look like when complete.
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While choking on masonry dust that is.
😉
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I spied someone on the deck railing recently, and as you can see… the royal feline was clueless.
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The someone was a juvenile Coopers Hawk.
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There’s good hunting under our bird feeders and this beauty was seriously interested.
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After ten minutes of me taking pictures and saying hey, there’s a big bird outside…
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His Lordship caught on.
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Hullo gawgeous!
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Raptors are fascinating creatures.
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And seeing one this close is a special experience.
❤️
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The stone work continues and it’s been …
Challenging.
Yes. Let’s go with that.
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Cutting around the dryer vent was extremely unpleasant since rounded cuts had to be made.
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A new tool was purchased.
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And my husband now owns a grinder with a masonry blade.
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I doubt it will surprise you to learn an entire day was spent making adjustments.
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I snuck a few pictures but played it safe and stayed in the house during the majority of the cursing work.
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Aggravating? Yes.
But it turned out well in the end and we’re beginning to get an idea what the finished product will look like.
😊
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Because the news you can use is too depressing.
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Proof positive it’s always the last place you look.
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Yet another reason I won’t be hiking Everest.
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Admit it, you’re more than a little envious.
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I’m guessing that’s not what’s supposed to happen.. but with Tesla it’s hard to know.
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I didn’t read the article, but something tells me it won’t be good.
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It’s a nice ring.
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Sterling silver with aquamarine.
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It seems well made and wasn’t expensive.
Problem?
It doesn’t fit.
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I wanted it for a large finger on my right hand and ordered the size 10 1/2 I always wear on that finger.
Clearly this wasn’t a 10 1/2.
I contacted the seller, who turned out to be Prateek from India.
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Uh, no you didn’t.
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You sent me a 9 1/2 to 10.
And when I sent Prateek this picture (of the ring sizer I bought to avoid problems exactly like this) to prove it?
He never replied.
Grrr.
😡
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Remember my father’s old WWII painting I wanted to reframe?
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It took a while, but she’s finally been updated.
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And while the wood was a good bit darker than the sample I was shown…
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It has a nice gold accent to make the colors pop.
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And our bedroom furniture is dark so it will be fine.
Though I really do need to go curtain shopping…
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