He tries. He really does…

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My husband is always on the road, always out and about. Since he’s newly retired and bored out of his mind? He runs errands. The other day he told me he was going to stop at the grocery store on the way home and asked if I wanted anything.

I requested one item… Panera’s Everything Bagels. Simple enough, but I made sure to describe them fully and wrote the name on a post it note because I’ve received a lot of items I didn’t want in the past by not being specific.

A few hours later, he came home with this.

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When he saw my face and realized that wasn’t what I’d asked for, he explained he ran into an old friend in the parking lot, talked for half an hour (shocking, I know) and forgot to take the post it into the store with him… but he remembered I said it has seeds on the top.

He tried.

❤️

The next day he had a dentist appointment and stopped at the grocery store afterwards.

He came home with this:

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Better – they were bagels, and the right brand but plain not everything.

He tried.

❤️

A few days after that I’d forgotten I even wanted bagels, but he came home from breakfast with this :

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Right brand, right seasoning, wrong shape.

Bless his heart… you should have seen his face when he realized that wasn’t quite right either. “I give up” he said.

0 for 3.

But he tries.

He really does.

❤️

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News you can’t use.

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No one can.

But here we are…

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John Bobbit is green with envy.

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And all these years I thought it was a reusable appendage.

Who knew?

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I’d rather not, but thanks.

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I’m guessing that would be chicken.

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I know wine improves with age, but urine…?

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Those would have been some seriously disappointed builders.

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I watch The Last of Us, that’s not all the fungi could be doing.

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This is impressive, considering he died almost a year and a half ago.

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But dead or not..

It’s hard to disagree.

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Random rambling…

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Our Coopers Hawk has been visiting the backyard again. He lands on the deck railing, in the apple trees, on the telephone pole and on his very favorite spot…

The bird feeding station.

It’s a shame he dislikes the paparazzi and flies away as soon as he spots me… but I did manage this rather nice photo.

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They’re so beautiful.

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The following is a notice from a Maine church… and while I’m not a religious person, I have to admit God Invented Chocolate is a great advertising gimmick.

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Clever marketing, that.

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Who makes these things?

When I’m craving sweets… I can guarantee you the last thing I’m reaching for is cabbage.

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There.

That’s better…

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Frittering away my time.

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If you’re on Facebook you’ve seen them. Good looking, easy recipes people are always raving about.

They’re virtually irresistible, at least to me.

I save them, gather the ingredients and wait for the culinary magic to happen.

Problem is, it rarely does. Because while these recipes always look wonderful? They never are.

Yesterday I wasted time with this one:

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Apple fritters!

What could go wrong?

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Turns out, everything.

They didn’t look or taste like fritters…. the color was off, the taste was sub par, the texture unappealing.

They were so bad it was almost funny.

Time after time I tell myself not to bother with Facebook recipes. I know I’ll be disappointed. But then I see a new one… and I can’t help myself.

Hope springs eternal.

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Let’s play.

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You may have to think for a minute, but it won’t hurt. I promise.

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Soooo many to choose from, but I’m going with the scene that chokes me up no matter how many times I see it.

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Casablanca.

The part where the Nazis start singing the German anthem and Paul Henreid instructs the band to play La Marseillaise. The French patriots stand, sing… and drown out the Germans. A simple, poignant moment where good triumphs evil.

It’s classic.

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If you’re young… and you’ve never seen Casablanca? Please do so immediately. It’s the perfect movie.

Drama, romance, humor, war.

Love, loss and sacrifice. I don’t care how many times I watch it… it never disappoints.

Now you.

What’s your favorite old Hollywood movie scene?

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Danger Will Robinson!

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Apologies to those too young to understand the title reference.

Lord Dudley Mountcatten loves looking out the window and keeps a close eye on birds and visiting critters. But when an enemy dares step foot in his backyard?

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He lets the whole house know about it with snarls, growls and hisses.

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Said enemy is Silas, the neighbor kitty who likes to stalk mice in our field and occasionally takes a stroll under the bird feeders.

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His Lordship is not amused.

😉

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So much weed…

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In 2016 the state of Maine voted to legalize marijuana. While this would have been a dream come true in my teenage years, after giving it up 4 decades ago I can’t honestly say the decision has affected my life one iota today.

Other than the occasional chuckle while driving.

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Be still my adolescent heart.

I’m old enough to remember rolling my own blunts out of a Ziploc dime bag hidden in my locker…. now there are pot stores on every corner in every town. Seriously, tiny podunk villages that only have a gas station and a post office have marijuana distribution centers. It’s bizarre.

There are so many choices for legalized weed, the stores have to get creative with their advertising to attract customers. Like this place we passed the other day….

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That built a giant leafy Adirondack chair.

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And outlined it with Christmas lights.

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The chronic is alive and well in the state of Maine.

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