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News you can’t use.

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Useless, but addicting… no?

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This is the very definition of useless news.

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See? You could have gone all day without knowing that.

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I think the cross makes this outfit. Nothing like piety like a good circumboob.

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If you’re going to lay out a veritable plant buffet, you have to expect random nibblers.

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I, on the other hand… do not.

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Adhesive?

And it sticks to… what?

Hard pass.

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You’re doing it wrong.

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Red squirrel annihilation training began the other day and I have to say…

It did not go well.

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After a few half hearted swats,

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten made friends.

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And in true I’m not doing what you want because I’m a cat fashion…

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The beast actually stared out the window at the real red squirrel …

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With a stuffed red squirrel facsimile on his head.

Sigh.

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The one where His Lordship battles the wind….

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten is a delicate flower. He doesn’t do rain, snow. loud noises, dogs or strange people entering his house. He’s scared of the UPS driver, the vacuum and the ironing board. Drop a book on the floor and you won’t see him for hours.

Wind? Yeah, he doesn’t like that either.

Which is why I had to share this clip of him exiting the house for his walk in 40 mph gusts.

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Where did he run?

Up on the deck where he cried to be let in the back door.

A very delicate flower indeed.

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