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Having only had cats as pets for the past 20 years, I was completely unaware the following service was available for dog owners.
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Yes, there’s a company that will come to your house and dispose of Fido’s waste for a fee.
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After seeing this advertisement and having a good chuckle?
I did further research.
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Poopocalypse?
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Kudos to the marketing teams.
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Free belly rubs.
Who doesn’t love that?
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Yes, there really is a company called Doody Calls.
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They even have a truck.
🤣
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Having driven by this tiny brewery multiple times, the husband and I decided to drop in and try it the other day.
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It’s small, and colorful.
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Even their creative tasty beer is color coded…
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To the colorful flight tray.
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We spent a pleasant 2 hours sampling, drinking and chatting with the owners, a very nice young couple… who happen to live in our town.
They’re beer lovers and dog lovers.
Unfortunately the brewery’s mascot wasn’t there that day.
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But his picture was.
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And I came home with some fun pug inspired swag.
❤️
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I live for useless.
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Sadly I don’t pay extra for Apple News, so if you need to know why Fido’s poop is pointing north? You’re on your own. My algorithms already hate me, I don’t need more excrement suggestions.
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Of course she did.
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If one of them is a nice leather hobo with exterior pockets, watch out. I may be scouting you for future harvest.
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I’m not sure I want to know what Lord Dudley Mountcatten is thinking. I have enough trouble sleeping already…
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I have never felt the urge to loose my bowels upon bookstore entry..
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The bathroom is the one and only place I don’t read… so I don’t actually get it.
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Because I can’t stop sharing this cute little guy.
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That one is for Suz.
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I’ll take a dozen.
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They do exist!
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Now those are some pearly whites.
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Cheeky little devil.
❤️
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I found a few more of these adorable drawings..
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So you know I have to share.
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These dogs have the most beautifully expressive faces.
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I just melt.
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And smile…
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💕
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I have always loved Bull Terriers. Standard or miniature, they’re wonderfully funky little dudes.
So when I saw this on FB the other day I knew I had to share.
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Admittedly some of the drawings are a little cheeky.
(Sorry, I had to)
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But all them are clever and make me smile.
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Jimmy can mix drinks for me anytime.
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💕
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Useless and chuckle worthy is my goal.
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I must be part Labrador… because all this extra weight I’m carrying can’t be my fault.
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What a deal.
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I can’t say I’ve ever had any great desires to visit Detroit… but now I kind of do.
Singing pork products are hard to find.
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And so it begins…
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Someone probably did, but I’m guessing it wasn’t this guy.
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Take a break from all the nastiness in the world and read this article I stumbled on the other day.
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The headline was enough to make me smile.
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Please don’t comment on the incorrect translation, just feel the love.
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I admit I choked up at this point.
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We all need a Corchito in our lives.
❤️
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Who needs useful news when this stuff is so much more fun?
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Perhaps… but I think I’d rather sit quietly in the corner thank you very much.
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Because I can think of no one else I’d want rattling around in my brain.
😳
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That’s got to be one tired momma.
Damn.
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My husband has often spoken of the crotch rot that was a common servicemen’s affliction during the Vietnam War…. but pandemic pelvis? Nope. That’s a new one to me.
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If Lord Dudley Mountcatten wasn’t absolutely terrified of dogs, I’d be planning a weekend getaway here.
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How wonderful is that?
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This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.
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I do.
I really do.
❤️
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