Tag Archives: humor

A nibbler and a very chill fox.

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The baby woodchucks are growing and seem to be everywhere at once.

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One little guy likes to grab a carrot slice and eat it in privacy on the stone wall.

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Which I must admit makes for some cute pictures.

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Our momma fox is coming earlier than usual now and usually shows up by 4:00pm.

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Chances are her babies are running her ragged and she appreciates the easy source of food.

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Poor momma.

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She’s so tired she eats lying down.

❤️

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Driveway replacement inconveniences.

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As we wait for the smoothed dirt to dry on the newly torn up and backfilled driveway, a word about the inconveniences of this repair/replace project.

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Ours cars now have to sit outside in the elements for the week it’s taking the crew to do the job and probably for 2-3 weeks after that. Forget the fact that Ethel, my Subaru, is a garage virgin and has never spent a night outside…. not being able to use the driveway means the only place we can pull into our property is way out here.

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Which makes walking to your car in the rain and hauling groceries back to the house a right royal pain in the *ss.

And since we contracted to have the culvert replaced?

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Our mailbox had to go as well.

Trying to predict what time the postman will drive by so I can run out there to meet him is getting old fast.

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Driveway repair part nine…. finishing touches to dirt and the husband’s blockade.

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The rough work on the driveway repair was coming to a close.

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Small loads of the top layer of dirt were finessed.

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With numerous wheelbarrow trips.

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Though not everyone was hard at work.

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Lots of dumping. Lots of spreading by hand.

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And then the crew whipped out a big power saw and started cutting away part of the road.

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I didn’t realize they were allowed to do that, but clearly they are.

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And when I say cut, I mean rip up big chunks as well.

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Nest step? Smooth and pack the dirt.

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And at the end of the day we were left with this.

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Which we were told was a little too wet to pave so it would have to sit for a few days to dry.

We were also told not to drive on it. And since a lot of people use our driveway to turn around?

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The husband built a blockade.

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News you can’t use.

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You can’t use it, but keep reading anyway.

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Giving new meaning to their slogan “we’ve got the beef”.

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And I’m supposed to care about this why…?

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How glad are you to be a loyal reader now?

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Approachable size. 

I’m dying.

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I can barely stand myself in this universe. Meeting another 100 versions of me is not on the top of my bucket list.

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I don’t envy that town’s Chamber of Commerce. Spinning cannibal crickets to the tourist trade has got to be tough.

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And we’re climbing.

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Lord Dudley Mountcatten was on the move the other day and headed right for his favorite pear tree.

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Please note His Lordship is actually airborne in the next photo.

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As usual, once His Lordship achieved tree grip…

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He was clueless about the next step and simply hung there.

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For quite a while as it turns out.

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But finally, he ascended.

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And posed nicely for the photographer.

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What to do once he’s up there or how to get down proves a bit more difficult.

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Driveway repair part seven… the smoothing battle.

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Work continues on the driveway.

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Dirt and gravel are brought in, dumped, spread …

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And smoothed.

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At times it looks like some weird sort of race.

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Bigger boys, bigger toys.

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Was my husband out there chatting during the process?

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I think you know the answer to that.

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It’s a good thing I don’t like to nap during the day.

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Because when they do the section in front of the garage, they’re literally right on the kitchen porch doorstep.

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Driveway repair part six… the culvert.

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When the paving crew reached the end of the driveway tear down, it was time to remove the rusty old culvert.

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How rusty was it you ask?

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Rusty enough that it literally fell apart in their hands. Mind you, this was the same culvert the state deemed perfectly serviceable last year when a road improvement project skipped by our property with nary a glance.

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In the middle of the removal process?

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Someone had to go out and chat.

Please take note it wasn’t me.

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Old rusted culvert out, new plastic culvert that should last for 50+ years in.

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And since my husband was supervising?

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He had them lay and cover the full 40 feet instead of the 25 originally planned as not to waste the extra length he’d paid for.

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Naturally, this required more chatting.

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