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Because it’s Friday and that’s what we do here.
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Okay, I’ll date myself.
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Anyone else remember Barnabas Collins?
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An obscure short lived British comedy from the mid ‘70’s.
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What can I say? I was obsessed with dinosaurs when I was young. Even as a child I knew it was stupid… but it had Stegosaurs and Triceratops. Claymation et al, I was hooked.
So.
What long defunct television show did you watch way back when ?
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Sadly, it’s been a while since we’ve had to send any Mother’s Day cards.
I lost my mom in 2014, the husband lost his a few years later in 2017.
But I fondly remember choosing pretty, heartfelt cards expressing love, thanks and gratitude for selfless maternal sacrifices.
Though by the looks of the recent advertising I’ve seen online?
Things have clearly changed since then.
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Crabs?
If we’re wishing our mothers crabs…
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And cat turds?
Things really have changed.
🤣
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Every once in a while I check out local Facebook pages… you never know what you’ll find.
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Exciting.. and quite possibly dangerous.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if my husband has something similar in our cellar.
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I didn’t know this was a thing.
But I am hoping that isn’t the (newly painted) mortar round from the previous story.
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Send recommendations, but please be quiet about it. The poop requires silence.
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Did your mother have a button box, drawer or tin? I don’t remember my mother sewing very often when I was a child, but we were never allowed to throw out a button.
Waste not, want not.
😉
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This first story isn’t useful, but it definitely made me chortle.
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Yes, you read that correctly.
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I don’t know how I managed to miss Sirocco’s escapades the first time around, but rest assured I won’t allow that to happen again.
I dare you not to laugh.
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https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY?si=l5G8m1i7x9FHZBaR
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Science.
It’s a beautiful thing.
🤣
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Not soap. Not shampoo.
Not remote controls or coffee makers.
It’s towels. And apparently people are swiping them at alarming rates.
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It is a stupid song .
With stupid, annoying, nonsensical ear worm lyrics.
It’s Horse With No Name by America.
Long live the ban.
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To what…
Please don’t pee on us?
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Don’t bother, there are plenty of brainless donors in Washington DC right now.
Let the harvest begin.
😉
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A few more of our oh so limber and persistent gray squirrels.
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The lantern feeder on the end is the largest and holds the most seed…
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So naturally they try to take advantage.
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Which requires contortionist moves.
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And prehensile feet.
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The flat feeders are so much easier to access.
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Thank you Jerry.
I’m pretty pleased with it as well.
😉
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Because your opinion matters.
If not to me, then maybe to your mother.
😉
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For me it’s fruit.
I’ve got to chop an apple or a pear.
Scatter some blueberries or raspberries.
That’s my salad happy place.
How about you?
What makes your salad taste better…
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Two things happened yesterday that should have been April Fools Day pranks but weren’t.
First… we had our taxes done. This is always cause for mutual grumbling and groaning because we never see a refund and always pay, pay, pay.
So when the preparer tallied everything up and handed us this?
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We were stunned.
Yes, it cost us $410 to find out, but … refunds! Not one, but two. We almost fell off our chairs.
It was also the first time my husband had to admit that this full time retirement thing might not be so bad.
😉
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The second thing that I was sure was a prank was this…
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Okay Oreo, ha ha. Funny joke.
But no….
They actually sold this monstrosity.
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For one day only. On April 1st.
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Blech!
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A complete abomination and one that is sure to kick my dormant pickle algorithm into high gear.
Sigh.
🥒
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I can’t remember who it was, but someone requested photos of our newly installed wall sconces when lit.
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Seeing that it’s rarely going to happen due to the stupidly placed switch, this will be a one off.
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I started with 40 watts which was way too bright, then dropped down to decorative 25 watt bulbs …
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Which honestly, I still think is too bright.
Oh, well.
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The sunrise light is always prettier.
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And much more colorful.
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☀️❤️☀️
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We like our cute little black and white visitors…
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They’re great for the garden, keeping bug and rodent populations down.
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But occasionally they rumble.
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And when the tail goes up?
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The air is not exactly perfumed.
🤢
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Another batch of silly maps, because someone has too much on their hands… besides me.
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In Maine, it’s woods. Which could be charming… or slightly terrifying.
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Yay for Maine.
Even our big cities are small.
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Florida residents, please chime in here.
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Yup.
Dinner out is precious here.
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Maine used to have one, and it had a lovely waterfront location not far from us.
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The Maine Yankee Nuclear Power Plant was a 900-megawatt, single-unit pressurized water reactor in Wiscasset, Maine, that operated from 1972 to 1996. As the state’s largest electricity generator, it provided significant power but was shut down due to economic unviability and safety concerns. Decommissioning was completed in 2005, though high-level waste remains in dry storage on-site.
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High level dry nuclear waste storage… on the ocean.
No. Nothing can go wrong there.
😳
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Hard to believe in today’s world, but yes… places that don’t lock their doors still exist.
It’s wonderful.
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