There really are some stupid things available for sale these days…. and when I run across them?
I feel it’s my duty to share.
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Speaking as a woman of a certain age who underwent a full abdominal hysterectomy?
I do not feel the need to brightly color my dearly departed uterus today… and I’m guessing I’ll feel the same way tomorrow.
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No, I don’t feel the need to brightly color Jason Momoa and his strategically placed bubbles either.
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What the …
What?
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Now this product ticks me off. It’s a blatant attempt by advertisers to talk you into something you absolutely don’t need.
Start with a shower. Use soap.
Enough said.
Lastly, here’s a product I do need.
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When it was time to polish the silver again, I searched in vain for my tub of old fashioned cream. Not finding it, I rummaged around the cabinet and found these stuck in the back. I don’t remember buying them, but I can guarantee you I will buy them again. .
So quick, so easy.
Granted you use one wipe for each piece of silver but I don’t care. Wipe, rinse, dry and done. No elbow grease required and I was done in half an hour vice three.
Although the final pieces on top of the windows next to the ceiling are giving him serious trouble.
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Overall… this Versetta Stone is easy to work with. It fits well together in random patterns that look good no matter which slabs you marry.
Problems arise when you have to make small precise cuts around things. Like windows, dryer vents and electrical outlets. Then it’s a bit of a nightmare.
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And we haven’t reached the light fixture, door or inside corner yet.
In case you’ve been wondering how our stone veneer is installed…
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Each piece has a metal flange with holes for screws attached to the top. You stagger the seams and there’s a little cutaway groove in each so they fit snuggly. Which is great…
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Until you reach the top and can’t fit an entire piece.
The flange and a portion of the stone has to be cut away, so how do you attach it?
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Serious thinking and strategizing was required because like most men, my spouse refused to follow the manufacturer’s directions… which called for industrial adhesive.
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I suggested masonry screws and was shot down.
See that piece on the top left?
It’s just wedged in there tightly. No screws, no adhesive. Just a hope and a prayer it doesn’t come loose and whack me on the head.
Wish us luck.
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Where there's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.