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And if you can?
I’m sorry.
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From the looks of that cat, I’d say he did it on purpose.
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To be honest, I don’t either.
Moving on…
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Free bats?
Must be a popular rental at Halloween.
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Ah, Vermont.
That state is so wonderfully quirky I wouldn’t be surprised if the moose was environmentally friendly student transportation.
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I often wonder who can, but then realize I don’t want to know.
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And look, she wore diamond covered pancakes in appreciation. Isn’t that sweet?
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And they say New Yorkers are heartless.
Pfft!
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It’s McDonald’s, so that’s saying something.
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The chain has added the McSalad Burger to its menu in New Zealand. The name is silly, but when you look at what’s being sold, customers should ask some questions.
McDonald’s Salad Burger features tomato, shredded lettuce, slivered onions, American cheese, two pickles, and peppery McChicken sauce, on a toasted sesame seed bun.
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A burger without the burger.
The very definition of stupid.
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Poor rooster.
He’s just doing what roosters do…
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Because there’s so much ridiculousness out there.
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I’m wondering how much money it cost to sit this panel and research such an important topic.
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Is holding it at home better or worse?
On second thought, don’t answer that.
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Speaking as a lover of creative craft cocktails.…
No.
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#TeamJavelina.
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Useless news I can’t stop not using.
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Damn, frogs.
You boys need to step it up…
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Like we women need a doctor’s prescription to start us on the road to crazy cat lady.
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Who can blame him?
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I find that very easy to believe.
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Lasagna rocks.
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Apologies to Dolly, but that’s really not news.
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You know the drill.
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This goes for my husband at every meal. If his food isn’t flaming hot and burning his tongue? He’s not happy.
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Finally, there’s hope for the politicians in Washington. Let’s all chip in and buy them a few…
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Who is this chick anyway?
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No one is more thankful than me that the subscription to Cosmopolitan I received as a gift last year has run out.
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Because the world is filled with useless things.
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If that’s the case, I’m guessing he’s doing it wrong.
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No, it’s not nails or ears.
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If my gut bacteria is going to outlive me…. why am I so concerned with pre and pro biotics now?
And speaking of dead bodies.
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Damn, and here I have a hard time getting the husband to mow around my flower beds.
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I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure. But I’m also not clicking on that story.
🤣
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Someday… someone will be able to use it and I’ll have to stop posting these.
But it won’t be today.
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I don’t pay extra for Apple news so I couldn’t read this article. Which is a shame because it sounds like a grand idea.
Not.
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I do love a bargain.
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$100 to $10 million? That was a good investment…
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I didn’t know this existed, but I also didn’t explore the topic further.
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I haven’t been to a Jack in the Box since I was a child, but I don’t remember their fries being that good.
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My question to this type of thing is always.. why?
Just because they can isn’t a good enough reason .
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You can’t, but someone must because there’s so much of it.
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Damn. I could have gone all day without knowing that.
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Worms.
You never know where they’ll turn up.
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Any of my male readers want to try and explain this? Because I simply don’t see the appeal.
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I’m a nature lover and believe in sharing our planet with all its creatures, but if this bastard is threatening my wine and beer?
Kill it.
Kill it on sight.
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See?
Beer is good.
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No mystery there.
He’s surrounded by politicians…
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Or maybe you can. What do I know?
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I’ve driven up there many times but never hiked it. Thanks for making me look like a slacker dog.
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In a word, yes.
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I have no words for that one.
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I’d love to buy this for a Game of Thrones addict friend of mine. Too funny.
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Nothing is ever really lost. It’s just always hiding in the last place you look. Check someone else’s bladder and get back to me.
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And if you can? Then bully for you…
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What’s that old saying? You never know what you miss till it’s gone….
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WTH Canada? I thought you were our nice neighbors to the north.
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Just… wow. More vomit bags is not suitable compensation. Nope. Uh uh.
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Yes. It’s not because I’m lazy and don’t want to tackle that mountain of laundry. It’s genetic.
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I have a lot of ideas on this topic. Too much screen time, junk television, the quality of our leadership, social media … but turns out it’s just collective intelligence. We don’t need to know everything, we can just ask someone else.
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