Tag Archives: wedding

News you can’t use.

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Still here, still reporting on the absurd.

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Kudos to the wedding photographer who caught the exact moment. That’s money well spent.

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Mom voice.

Once heard, never forgotten.

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I’ve had friends with allergies who were allergic to things that are hard to avoid…. grass, dust, animal dander… but being allergic to yourself? Hard to avoid that trigger.

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In my experience using a shot glass makes everything easier.

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Oh, sure.

That too.

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This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

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Let’s play.

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Because games are always fun.

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To be honest, nothing.

If you’re a long time reader you know my husband and I met and married in six days. He was on leave from the Marine Corps and came home to be with his family at Christmas. It was a hard time for him as the Beirut bombing was a few months before and he was deployed to the area at the time. On that horrible day he volunteered to help with the rescue efforts after a 12 hour night shift and no sleep. He took 5 bodies out of that building… some whole, some in pieces.

I’m sure all he wanted at that point was rest and relaxation. What he got was a wife.

We met. We fell in love. We got married six days later. And to be honest we would have done it sooner but we had to wait 2 days for the license.

Everyone thought we were crazy.

Some thought I was pregnant… which was even crazier.

But 39 years later here we are.

Our wedding took place at a Justice of the Peace office during a raging N’Or East blizzard. We were staying with his mother on the Island at the time and had to take a boat to the mainland in the storm. I wore a pink cashmere sweater and dove grey slacks with high heeled boots. There was no dress, no cake, no reception, no gifts. We had 3 witnesses. My mother, his mother and his step father. There was a champagne brunch at a lovely waterfront restaurant… period. We had to leave the next day and drive to North Carolina so he could report back to base.

I was never one of those young girls who dreamt of big fancy weddings. I’ve been to many of them that cost more than our first home, and you know what? Every single one of those couples is divorced. For me, the ceremony isn’t the important part. It’s the love and commitment that mean something.

We may not have an engraved sterling silver turkey baster or a drunken video of Uncle Ted giving a toast….. but we’re still in love and still happily married almost four decades later.

I’d say that’s a fair trade.

How about you…

What would you change about your wedding?

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News you can’t use.

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Far be it for me to blog about something useful. I wouldn’t want to break my trend…

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Finally! An acceptable use for artificial intelligence.

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You go girl.

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This will be me. Seriously, I take photos of videos of everything else… why not death?

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Times are tough, even in Hollywood.

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$248,000 a month for three teenage kids? That sounds about right.

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Well color me surprised.

Not.

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News you can’t use.

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Or want, but I’m posting it anyway.

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And TSA is worried about my shampoo bottle? Geesh.

This next headline falls under the category ‘you know you’re a redneck when’….

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Because nothing says I’ll love you forever like a Chicken McNugget.

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Stop drooling Mark. I doubt your new neighbors would approve.

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If their pasta recipes include footwear? I’m going to pass….

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Marking decades of wedded bliss.

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The husband and I celebrated our 38th wedding anniversary recently. It doesn’t seem possible since I’m only 39 years old, but the Hallmark cards don’t lie.

My other half is a sweetie and had a nice flower arrangement delivered.

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It’s a little lopsided because the delivery man came early and slipped on the driveway ice we hadn’t yet treated. Thankfully he was okay, and that must be some tough glass because the vase didn’t even chip.

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I can tell my husband answered the florist’s annual question “what’s her favorite color?” with the technically correct… though wrong for this situation…. green.

I do love green, and it is my favorite … but when it comes to floral arrangements? A bit more color would be nice.

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I’m not complaining, but there are enough lilies in this one to make our house smell like a funeral home.

And though he didn’t get that quite right, I have to say… when it came to card selection?

He totally nailed it.

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Remember ladies, picking the right man is the most important decision you’ll ever make.

Choose wisely.

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