Last minute Christmas gifts for the weirdos on your list.

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For those friends who like to play in the dirt?

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Pencils. They’re not just for chewing anymore…

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I thought this next one was cute.

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But realized I might be attacked by that hungry red squirrel bitch and had to pass.

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Yoga dice?

How am I supposed to play craps if a winning roll is downward facing dog.

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I see the appeal here.

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We’re building a barn bar and the husband has been known to tick me off.

Hmmm..

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Because an internal kind message will take the sting out of an F Bomb gift.

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And finally there’s jewelry.

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Because no woman can resist a man who gives her turd themed bling.

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25 thoughts on “Last minute Christmas gifts for the weirdos on your list.”

  1. That last one is disgusting, but one year my school did do Secret Scrooge instead of Secret Santa. I could see that working, perhaps as the final “big” gift. On the other hand, our rabbit is a pooping machine. Maybe I should buy some wire at a craft store and make earrings out of those. By the way, our new bunny gave us the Photo Ark, which we opened this morning. Thanks for introducing us to that book and Merry Christmas. P.S. I’ve been in touch with liveandletthai. I suggested a return to the bloggosphere as a New Year’s resolution. He says it’s in the cards, but you know he’s all talk… 😉

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