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For those friends who like to play in the dirt?
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Pencils. They’re not just for chewing anymore…
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I thought this next one was cute.
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But realized I might be attacked by that hungry red squirrel bitch and had to pass.
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Yoga dice?
How am I supposed to play craps if a winning roll is downward facing dog.
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I see the appeal here.
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We’re building a barn bar and the husband has been known to tick me off.
Hmmm..
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Because an internal kind message will take the sting out of an F Bomb gift.
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And finally there’s jewelry.
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Because no woman can resist a man who gives her turd themed bling.
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River's world..... 
If you ever wanted anything to be “genuine imitation” cat poop would be the thing.
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Imitation is definitely the sincerest form of flattery in this case…
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Oh my oh my. That plant a pencil is almost starting to look like the pick and the glitter of the litter.
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The saddest thing? You know someone.. somewhere… is wearing those earrings.
😳
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Ewe!
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I hope you meant that to be pronounced eww… and not you. Because I’m not wearing those!
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I’ve got 5 cats, I can get you the real thing…
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Yeah, thanks… but no. As much as I miss our kitties, and I really do, I can’t say I miss the litter box.
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Forget a BB gun, that cap launcher is the gift most likely to put someone’s eye out,…
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And isn’t that everything you look for in a Christmas gift…?
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“What if I don’t want to play with your yoga dice?”
“Don’t worry… I’m flexible”
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Yoga dice are the Twister of 2020. If you’ve over 35? We beg you not to play…
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I doubt I’d play, anyway. My experience with yoga is discomfort followed by a nice floor nap…
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The pencils? How like … so ecological. Or something.
Bottle cap shooter? Yeah. It has possibilities. Choose sides …
Cat crap jewelry? A really deserving recipient quickly sprang to mind.
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You have to wonder what genius was cleaning the litter box and thought, eureka!Those would look wonderful dangling from my wife’s ears.
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The only thing that appeals to me is the F-Bomb….and you know why, lol.
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I’m sure I don’t know what you mean…
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Wish you’d posted this sooner. I could have knocked out all my holiday shopping in one fell swoop.
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Sorry about that. But I’m sure your wife would love the cat poop earrings just as much for her birthday….
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I can just picture the barn bar floor covered in beer caps!!!
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Guess we’ll have to keep drinking to keep a steady supply of ammo…
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That last one is disgusting, but one year my school did do Secret Scrooge instead of Secret Santa. I could see that working, perhaps as the final “big” gift. On the other hand, our rabbit is a pooping machine. Maybe I should buy some wire at a craft store and make earrings out of those. By the way, our new bunny gave us the Photo Ark, which we opened this morning. Thanks for introducing us to that book and Merry Christmas. P.S. I’ve been in touch with liveandletthai. I suggested a return to the bloggosphere as a New Year’s resolution. He says it’s in the cards, but you know he’s all talk… 😉
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Cat poop earrings?
What has been seen?
Cannot be unseen
Thanks for that.
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You’re quite welcome.
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*FACEPALMS*
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