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Think of me as the anti Walter Cronkite.
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And I thought I had trouble finding shoes because of a bunion. Damn!
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Nothing says down to earth Royal like a couple of hens.
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Proof positive there is such a thing as too much tech.
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Do I need to feel like I’m competitive skiing while voiding my bowels? No. I do not…
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Sorry night owls, you’ll have to get up with us early birds if you want to top our Trivial Pursuit scores.
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I woke up this morning to one very relaxed cat.
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Went to a craft show where I didn’t buy anything but did have a few laughs.
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Lunch?
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It came with a flight of margaritas. Blood orange cranberry, traditional and passion fruit.
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It’s $500 more for the W.
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I’m not sure how I rated $2,035 change from a twenty dollar bill,… must be that new math. Sadly I was unsuccessful in procuring the change, no matter how many times I argued computers are never wrong.
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Before humans went to space, there were chimps. And not all of them were lovable.
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With a name like Enos, it was inevitable.
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Naked space travel. Who knew?
And if that’s not enough of a mental image for you, here’s a paragraph about the horrors of elimination while floating above our planet.
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The fact that there are slews of researchers and scientists being paid the big bucks to design high tech Pampers makes me chortle.
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No gravity means no showers. That would be it for me.. sayonara NASA.
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Nope. No way. Not this chick.
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You may thank me or curse me for sharing these tidbits. Only time will tell.
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Damn. My husband is bored with retirement… but if he starts eyeing the fleshy part of my upper arm and licking his lips? I’m outta here.
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It’s bad enough everyone else is talking behind my back on Facebook, but now the robots are doing it in their own language? Geesh.
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There’s a bit of trivia you can use to impress your lumberjack friends.
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No. Thank. You!
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Vampire butterflies.
You heard it here first.
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As reported, I was gifted with kitchen appliances this Christmas.
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Though we didn’t need new…
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These perfectly functioning (not really) old machines are now destined for donation.
Though I’ve repeatedly (you’d think 38 years of repetition would be enough) told my husband appliances are not a desired gift, I receive them on a regular basis.
And because my spouse loves to buy overpriced gadgets that savvy saleswomen tell him will change our lives…. this year there was a deluxe Breville microwave with self closing door. ( That I keep slamming shut out of habit and will probably break.)
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I never cook in a microwave, just reheat… so this was a tad over the top.
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But won’t that shiny stainless steel interior be fun to keep clean?
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And then?
There was the toaster to end all toasters.
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We be fancy now.
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