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Because someone has to filter through all this nonsense.
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Poor Molly.
No one even bought her dinner first…
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Canned sausage gravy is an abomination and cannot be elevated.
Ever.
The end.
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Sounds like someone watched a few too many Weekend at Bernie’s reruns.
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Let’s not and say we did.
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Just when I thought AI couldn’t possibly be any more horrifying.
😳
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Because you enjoyed part 1 so much.
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Good luck out running that.
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You might want to get an umbrella instead.
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Trillions of peeing insects would be enough to send me scurrying for cover.
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Their idea of Mardi Gras fun and mine differ greatly.
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While bugs don’t bother me, I have to admit I’m glad I’m not in the peeing path of their hatchings this year.
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Don’t drink bug pee.
Words to live by right there.
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So, yeah.
Have fun with that.
And please remember to blog the event.
😉
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I never used to be an early riser. But when you live with a man who’s gotten up at 4:00am for the past forty years sleeping in is impossible.
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Of course getting up at the crack of dawn does have its perks…
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Sunrise being one of them.
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Sometimes it seems as if our backyard is on fire.
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💕
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I really need to up my game when thrifting because the people on this page are leaving me in the dust.
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Hosting a dinner party back in the day clearly required some serious skill.
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What the utter Hell is that?
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Because no one wants to take the time to plug in a crystal when you really need one now.
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That’s some ugly ass spelling as well.
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Speaking as a juvenile delinquent who smuggled shoulder harnessed squeezable flasks filled with alcohol into every concert venue she ever entered….
No.
There’s a line, and this is it.
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It’s that time of year.
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Red wing blackbirds, starlings and grackles swoop in and empty our feeders in no time flat.
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I can’t keep up.
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And aside from eating every last seed and crumb of suet I put out in record time…?
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They drive Lord Dudley Mountcatten absolutely nuts.
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Damn it.
After I finally make a decision and order our new living room furniture? This pops up.
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Now that’s a chair!
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Cross out son, insert wife…
This is my future.
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When someone doesn’t want his feet touched.
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Worst. Coffee. Mug. Ever.
The sequel…
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Our backyard herd.
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😊
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This one will be fun.
I promise!
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I love it.
This one is right in my wheelhouse.
I’ll start….
Wind In The Pillows. (as someone married to a baked bean lover I am well acquainted with this phenomenon)
Rodeo and Juliet. (ride ‘em cowboy takes on a whole new meaning here)
Gone With The Wine. (wine, it’s always gone too soon)
Lord Of The Pies. (if there’s a lady of the pies, I humbly volunteer)
Of Lice And Men. (eww, but I had to)
The Lizard Of Oz. ( I think that’s Jim Morrison)
To Pill A Mockingbird. (I’ve pilled cats, can’t imagine birds are any easier)
A Tale Of Two Titties. ( sorry, I couldn’t resist)
The Old Man And The Pee. ( if you know, you know)
Little Souse On The Prairie (if I lived on the prairie back then I’d be soused too)
Silence of the Hams. (with pineapple and brown sugar please)
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I could keep going, but I’ll leave some for you.
Dazzle me!
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Remember when I found that weirdly wonderful tropical beer at the Great Lost Bear a while back? After numerous fruitless (no pun intended) attempts to locate it for sale… I went to the source.
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Barreled Souls brewing in Saco. They’re a small batch brewery tucked away in the basement of a lawyers office. The days and hours their tasting room is open are limited… so we were standing tall at noon on a Saturday ready for some serious day drinking.
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23 plus on tap made for ample tasting.
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Known for their bizarre fruited sours and gose, we happily sampled.
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And then sampled a bit more.
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This brewery ages its beers in whisky barrels, rum barrels, wine barrels and even tequila barrels which makes for some very distinctive flavors.
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I was thrilled to discover I could order a keg of Little Havana for the man cave/Barn Mahal and the husband went with a 4 pack of Le Tigre.
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At $17 for a four pack it’s not cheap, but what is these days?
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I have no idea who this is but she keeps popping up on my news feed, screaming for attention.
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Macaroni and cheese hair?
Check.
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Slutty mermaid?
Check.
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Assless pants with a horse tail?
Check.
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And because a girl has to accessorize, a horse purse to match. .. though it looks more like a dog to me.
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Don’t have anything clean to wear?
No problem, just slip on a garment bag.
And then…
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She wore an outfit made from condoms.
As one does…
WTH?
🥴
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We have snow, then rain and ice and more rain.
Our lawn is white, our lawn is green.
The poor deer never know what they’re waking up to these days.
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So we put out a few bowls of grain for our resident herd.
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Placement is key.
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Put the bowls too close together like my husband did and the buck will kick you out of the way.
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Before he settles in for a nosh.
❤️
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