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Because we could all use a bit more of that these days.
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Maybe not, but it looks like a lot more fun.
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I’m confused. In my glory days my breasts looked nothing like a cow….
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And by now? My tolerance is pretty high.
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If he’s like me, it’s the fact that your sentence ends with a preposition.
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Apologies in advance to my male readers. Continue at your own risk… and remember, you were warned.
My girlfriend and I went to a discount store last week called Mardens. Personally, I can’t stand the place. They have aisle after aisle of cheap discontinued goods that make Wal Mart look like Neiman Marcus… but it’s a Maine staple and she loves trying to find the gold amidst the junk. While she was treasure hunting? I saw this:
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And pardon my childless ignorance, but it just looked… wrong. I figured it was some kind of nursing bra and because I value you my loyal reader… I did some research.
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And I think it’s safe to say I was a trifle…. befuddled.
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Is it me, or does this look vaguely weaponized?
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A hands free pumping bra…. for when you want to be hooked up to a bovine milking machine and cruise Instagram at the same time.
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Because it’s not over yet and laughter is still the only medicine.
Okay ladies, who’s with me?
I hope this was helpful.
Personally, I’ve never been peed on…. but you can never be too careful.
Fess up.
Which one of you morons did this and cursed us all?
Corona like a Viking!
Sword optional.
So take one for the team.
If I have to wear a bra in public, it’s the least you can do.
Warning… woodchuck cuteness ahead.
Yes, I’m afraid so.
The babies are still sleeping on our deck.
As well as still slightly off center when eating.
And yes, momma chucker is still in dire need of support undergarments.
But this is new a feeding position….
And this gives me cause to wonder if woodchucks really do chuck wood.
But the best parts lately are the wars.
Mock battles between the babies.
Serious cuteness!
Funny little scampers.
I could watch them all day…
Remember how I warned you there would be more pictures of baby woodchucks than you ever thought possible future photographs of our backyard wildlife?
It starts now.
Calm down, they’re babies and they’re cute.
How bad can it be?
In the evening, it usually goes like this…
Mother woodchuck comes out to see if the coast is clear.
And must give some kind of silent signal…
Because before long….
The little ones are scampering around everywhere.
They love our deck and run back and forth so quickly it’s hard to snap a shot.
Two of them chase each other around and love hiding under the grill cover…
While the other two are busy eating deer grain.
With their mother…
Who is in serious need of an 18 hour bra.
Sorry girlfriend, but it needed to be said.
I know you can’t un-see that.
Apologies.
Maybe this bit of cuteness will make up for it.
He doesn’t quite have the hang of it yet…
But he’s trying.
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