Tag Archives: sharks

News you can’t use.

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Useless.

Trust me.

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Was there a bra war?

How in the world did I miss that….

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Because nothing screams fun more than knowing the day you’ll drop dead.

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FYI…

A ghost poop is a turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet and disappears. Heavy is healthy.

You’re welcome.

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Geesh.

Like the original size isn’t frustrating enough?

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I’m going to think out of the box here … and say because she was eaten by a shark.

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30 story sewage must be quite a sight.

When viewed from a long distance that is.

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Things I’ll never need.

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I can honestly say I will never need a Russian pickle puff.

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But I suppose it’s good to know they exist all the same.

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Shark slippers? I’m sure they’re great for scaring the crap out of sand crabs, but no.

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Do I need to drink my cocktails out of a bird’s ass?

I most assuredly do not.

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And if I don’t need a bird ass cocktail delivery system? I certainly don’t need an egg laying one. Trust me, this will not relieve my stress.

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Mariners’ Museum 3…. some sweetness and a little toilet humor.

 

Yes, we’re still at the museum. But this post should make everyone smile.

Done with the Civil War Ironclad section….

 

 

Oh, stop. You learned something… and that’s never a bad thing.

We saw a large board filled with children’s drawings.

 

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Every child that visits is encouraged to add one and some of them were wonderful.

 

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We saw it too, and yes…. it was.

 

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This one melted my heart for obvious reasons.

 

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And this one made me laugh. They love the water, but have a ship marked with a big red X so the circling sharks can find them.

Nicely done little Peter Benchley.

And then, because I teased it on yesterday’s post…. some toilet humor.

Since we’d spent half the day exploring the museum, I had need of the ladies room where I found this on the inside of my stall door.

 

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How great is this?

Not the latrine duty, that had to suck… but reading historic toilet facts while you’re on the toilet? Pretty great.

You don’t often find that kind of symmetry in life.

It must be celebrated when you do.

 

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So you know I had to go stall to stall and photograph them all.

(Apologies to the woman in the last stall. I wasn’t stalking you… really. I just needed a picture.)

 

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Ouch indeed.

 

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Now that’s historical trivia at it’s best. Impress your friends the next time you play Jeopardy.

You’re welcome.

 

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There you have it.

Proof positive museums can be fun.

Or at the very least, museum restrooms can.