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Advertisers will tell you anything to get you to purchase their products, no matter how ridiculous the claim.
Take this one for example….
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Self cleaning sheets.
Please explain how that’s going to work…. because I’m sure a lot of rent by the hour motels would be interested.
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Hip therapy?
I’m sorry, but that looks more like a leather chastity belt to me.
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Melatonin, a common sleep aid.
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I admit to trying it years ago when my insomnia was full blown, but I didn’t have any noticeable results and promptly forgot about it.
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So imagine my surprise when I saw this ad for scented sheets..
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Surreal giant crab nightmares?
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Damn.
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I always miss out on all the good stuff.
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I dislike Pepsi and find it sickeningly sweet.
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So Apple Pie Pepsi? That’s a hard pass.
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While this sounded like a cute idea?
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The aesthetics leave a lot to be desired. That looks less like a mouthful of chocolate chip cookie and more like a mouth filled with…. well, never mind.
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Sorry, but my cabinet doors aren’t playing loud music past 10:00 pm or yelling at their husband to pick up his dirty socks. No noise suppression is required.
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First they want me to exercise with rubber bands, now they want me to wrap them around my mattress? I’ll tell you right now…. neither one of those things will be happening anytime soon.
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No.
Just, no.
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River's world..... 