I’ve always had naturally curly hair. And while that didn’t allow me to blend in during the long straight 70’s, I came into my own during the bigger the better 80’s.

Women still pay large amounts of money for perms, but fresh from the shower and allowed to air dry?

My hair looks like this –

I normally embrace my curl… except on damp days when I tend to look like this:

But there are times when I’d like a change. A slightly more controlled look.

Before I found the wonder product I’m about to share with you …. with no remuneration from the company though damn it, they should… this meant schlepping to a hair salon and paying someone to spend an hour pulling and tugging my locks into submission with a hot blow dryer and a medieval torture device large round brush.

But now?

Now that I’ve found this miracle wand?

It’s smooth sailing when ever I want.

In no time flat my hair is …

Flat!

And now that you’ve seen more pictures of the back of my head than you ever thought possible?

Go get yourself one of these.

It’s quick, it’s easy… and if you can twirl spaghetti?

You can have straight… or in my case straighter… hair than you ever dreamed of at home.