I’d like to thank the Academy….
The Liebster Award is an award that exists only on the internet and is given to bloggers by other bloggers. The earliest case of the award goes as far back as 2011. Liebster in German means sweetest, kindest, nicest, dearest, beloved, lovely, kind, pleasant, valued, cute, endearing, and welcome.
The award is a way to be discovered but also to connect and support the blogging community. A great idea in promoting your own blog and others. Originally it was given out to blogs with less than 2000 readers but this has slowly lowed as the reward has gained popularity. It is now only 200 readers or less. It’s really an arbitrary number. If you like helping other blogs out go ahead and do it regardless of its size.
With thanks to Rebecca Wallick at wildsensibility for the nomination….. ( I’m not sure sweetest and endearing are the first words people think of when my blog comes to mind, but hey. I’ll take praise where and when I can. )
If you love dogs, natural splendor and stunning scenic photographs, check out Rebecca’s page. She’s got them all in spades.
Onward!
You know the rules… I have to answer questions. Which I shall do with the utmost amount of seriousness.
1. What typically is the closest object on your right when you’re writing (not including a computer mouse)?
You’ll probably be sorry you asked that… but it’s a poop drone.
And yes, of course it flies.
2. What one-sentence bit of advice would you give to your 13-year-old self?
At 13… I was a shy little thing. Reticent to open my mouth or make my presence known. (Hard to believe, I know) So I would probably tell her…. Dance! Jump off that pier! Sing with the band! Say yes to all the adventures life lays before you and don’t worry so much about what other people think. By the time you’re sitting here blogging about it? It will be too late.
3. Describe your ideal writing space and place (assuming money isn’t an issue).
For me… that would be a treehouse.
A glam treehouse, with a frozen margarita machine and a never ending supply of tequila and limes. Surrounded by nature and the songs of birds, that’s where I’d like to be.
4. What is your most frequent photographic subject?
That changes depending on the season.. and my moods. Lately?
It’s a woodchuck who looks like Jabba the Hut.
5. Favorite quote?
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
With…. “I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” coming in a close second.
Ole Dorothy Parker knew her stuff.
6. What does blogging (writing, and reading) add to your life?
A sense of connection. It’s like reaching my hand out across the globe and touching people I would never have otherwise met. (And by touching, I’m speaking metaphorically. Don’t call the vice squad.)
7. If you could choose to be any animal for a 24-hour period, which would you be and why?
A wombat.
And I have no idea why.
8. Do you have other creative outlets besides writing?
I used to draw. I used to write poetry. I used to make dried flower wreaths. I used to cross stitch. I used to stamp. I used to paint. I used to dry brush ceramics. I used to do a lot of things. Now… I just take crazy pictures and blog.
And drink.
I drink very creatively.
Amen, Tyrion. Amen.
Okay, now I’m supposed to nominate blogs I think you should discover and make them answer questions as well.
Of course, if you know me… you know my questions won’t be normal. Where’s the fun in that?
So…
liveandlethtai at Paul Dance Writer
Clever Girl at Clever Girl Writes
Kathy at KNJ Tales and Snippets
You’re my chosen victims nominees.
Post these rules:
1. Acknowledge the blog which nominated you.
2. Answer the questions your nominator asked.
3. Nominate two to six other bloggers who might appreciate the boost.
4. Ask them several unique questions.
5. Let them know you have nominated them.
And answer these questions –
1. You’re a pigeon newly arrived in Hollywood. Who do you poop on first?
2. Donald Trump has been impeached. Mike Pence has been trampled to death at a gay pride parade. Nancy Pelosi has resigned her position and run off to Tahiti with a member of BTS. You’ve been chosen to be the next President of the United States. What’s your first executive order?
3. The Brussels Sprout is a much maligned ( and extremely gassy ) cruciferous vegetable. You run a PR firm and have just been hired to tweak it’s image. Go!
4. Your lifelong dream of being a stripper has come true. What’s your stage name?
5. Your cruise ship is sinking and you’ve scrambled onto a life raft only to realize it’s overloaded. What… or who… do you push overboard? A case of craft beer, your significant other, the oars, a beloved pet wombat, or the ship’s navigator ?
*Note – if you say beer or wombat, you are dead to me*
Yes, those really are the questions.
If you were expecting, “Name the most influential person in your life” or “What is your favorite memory of childhood” you’re reading the wrong blog.
We do things differently here.
Yes, I realize you can’t unsee that.
But if you’re struggling for a stripper name… feel free to be inspired.
Oh my goodness, you crack me up! Lucky I wasn’t drinking anything. Thanks for the nomination. My questions for you are so tame and boring in comparison! Stripper names… lol.
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You’d better get busy. A good stripper name is not easy to come by.
So to speak…
🙄
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Just found your Sunshine nomination. Thanks!
Although I’ve already done one… so I probably shouldn’t repeat myself.
Too much of a good thing is always bad.
Even me.
https://riversworld.live/2019/06/24/sunshine-blogger-award/
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All good! I’m enjoying the challenge of coming up with answers to your interesting questions!
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I look forward to it!
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Hope I’ve done your questions justice.
https://knj.home.blog/2019/10/03/the-liebster-award/
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You did!
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Well deserved, but you’re right – those aren’t the first words I think of when I think of your blog. And here’s a parting compliment: you’re nothing if not creative.
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Thank you…
I think.
😎
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Wombat? Really?
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Really.
And truly… a wombat.
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With all the animals that willingly come onto your back deck and you choose one that is on the other side of the Earth…
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I do love the exotic.
Or is that the erotic…? With wombats it’s a close call.
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They do have two vaginas…
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What????
Poor things…
I have trouble enough with one.
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Your answer to #8 is my answer, too. I’ve not heard of any of the blogs you nominated and that seems almost impossible to me. Must check them out. Thank you.
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We creative drinkers must unite. It’s not as easy as it looks…
And yes, please check out my picks, they always make smile.
😊
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Awesome! Thank you so much! I love your questions and I am going to have so much fun answering them!
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I thought you might…
😉
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Mission complete!
https://www.justasmallcog.com/2019/10/03/i-won-a-major-award/
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Fabulous!! You rocked it…
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THUD
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Explanation needed…
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Thank you for not nominating me.
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Oh, sorry. I thought this was for new WordPressers…. and you’ve been here a while.
But ya know I love you, right?
🥰
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Yes, I’m feeling the love because you DIDN’T nominate me. Thank you for that………
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What are friends for?
You’re welcome.
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Drinking tequila, pushing all the “Press here” buttons on the annoying noisy toys in the store, and telling the truth when makeup looks awful. Sound about right?
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Ha!
Sounds perfect…
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I know. lol
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I love Dorothy Parker, I’ve read everything I can about her 😊
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She’s my kinda gal…
😉
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Yup mine too. Snarky with a love of a good cocktail – what’s not to love?
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Absolutely nothing!
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Well congrats River, much deserved indeed. Your blog always brings a smile, a out loud at work laugh, snort my coffee kind of morning! 😝🤣
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A good snort is what I aim for….
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” I used to do a lot of things. Now… I just take crazy pictures and blog.
And drink. I drink very creatively.”
Said like any old Maine lady who hides her drinks behind her husbands ‘finds’ and puts in the barn!! LOL
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I hide no drink… ever.
I don’t share either.
😆
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The first thing I thought was “Liebster?! Damn near killed her!” because I am a 12-year old boy, apparently. Congrats on the Liebster!
And I’d like a Don Jr. option for people to not save in the boat sinking.
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Don Jr.? Too easy. Everyone would heave his weasel ass overboard….
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“1. You’re a pigeon newly arrived in Hollywood. Who do you poop on first?”
😂🤣😂🤣😂
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The choices are endless…
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Thank you for the nomination… I’m blushing
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Happy to shine a light your way.
😊
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Re: That last animation…. Wow, the internet has come a long way since the dancing baby 20 years ago…..
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Dancing baby!
I remember that horror….
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You’ve exceeded my wildest expectations!
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*tips her hat and smiles*
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Are you even a blogger if you aren’t Liebstered? 😀 Congratulations! May I drink in your treehouse, too?
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Being Liebstered certainly makes me feel like a vindicated blogger. As for the treehouse, yes. Bring limes.
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Roger that!
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