Kudos to the wedding photographer who caught the exact moment. That’s money well spent.
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Mom voice.
Once heard, never forgotten.
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I’ve had friends with allergies who were allergic to things that are hard to avoid…. grass, dust, animal dander… but being allergic to yourself? Hard to avoid that trigger.
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In my experience using a shot glass makes everything easier.
My first year of using the Goodreads app is through and I have to say I enjoyed the experience.
I’ve always been a voracious and fast reader but never actually tracked the amount of books I fly through annually.
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To say I was surprised at the number of books I read last year is an understatement.
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Now I know why my Amazon bill is so high.
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Good thing I buy as many as I can at thrift stores and library sales.
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But here’s my gripe… I joined their yearly reading challenge and set a goal of how many books I would read last year. I guessed 75, which as it turns out was ridiculously low. I finished 193, which if I do say so myself is pretty impressive.
It’s slightly more than a book every other day which proves I love to read… (and apparently don’t have a life).
So how in the world can anyone read more than that… and why am I only in the top 25%?
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Are there people who read two books a day? And how many do you have to read to teach the top ten…
I must have been 3 1/2 because I was born in December and started nursery school early.
I remember all the children had to bring in something to sleep on for nap time. And while the other kids were given a pillow or blanket from home…my mother, being the uber mom she was…. went to FAO Schwartz and purchased a fantastically plush Humpty Dumpty egg shaped rug. It was perfect and I loved it.
I have vague memories of the other children being jealous and trying to take it from me on repeated occasions. Being a shy child, they often succeeded which resulted in my tear stained face and the teacher asking my mother to give me something less grand and envy provoking.
Which now that I think about it was a pretty lousy lesson. How about teaching my thieving little classmates to respect other people’s property instead.
This post may be a little woo woo for some of my readers and that’s fine. I’m a very grounded skeptic at heart and I swear if these things didn’t happen to me I wouldn’t believe them either.
If you’re a long time reader you’ll remember I wrote about the bizarre things that transpired during my mother’s last days in hospice. I can’t explain any of them, but I was there. They happened.
I’m an only child and my father died when I was young. My mother and I were close. She was a very spiritual woman and believed in a lot of things I don’t. Her death in 2014 hit me hard and deciding what to do with her ashes took me a few months. After burying half of them with a memorial tree on our property, I decided to take the other half back to the Jersey shore where we spent countless happy hours as a family.
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She adored the ocean.
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It was an emotional journey returning to the place she loved and saying goodbye.
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But I felt her with me and knew she’d approve.
I was a bit of a wreck that day, drained and raw. So when we returned to our hotel all I wanted to do was crawl in bed for a nap… but then I saw this on the counter.
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A white bobby pin that wasn’t there when we left. The same type of white bobby pin my mother used every day. The ones I had to special order at a beauty supply shop because no one carried them. The ones my mother would obsess over if she didn’t have enough.
I don’t use white bobby pins.
I certainly didn’t bring one with me to New Jersey.
No, the maid hadn’t cleaned our room while we were gone and left one. I checked.
Scoff all you like, but I know it was my mother’s way of telling me she was okay with my decision.
For the last 9 years that bobby pin has been a talisman and has lived on the bureau in my bedroom where I carefully dust around it. Until the other day… when I had just finished reading a book about a girl who lost her mother and believed she could communicate with her from beyond the grave.
I finished the book, went into our bedroom and it was gone. I looked everywhere. Under and behind the bureau, in all the drawers, behind my jewelry box and perfume tray. My husband didn’t take it. No one else was in the house. Lord Dudley doesn’t jump on the bureau but on the off chance he had, I scoured the room, searched in every corner and under the bed. I even emptied the vacuum cleaner. Nothing.
Just… gone. There that morning, gone in the afternoon, and I can’t explain it.
I also can’t explain this –
Remember when I posted about the recent storm and our loss of electricity? When my husband and I had an epic six hour gin rummy match by flashlight?
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We used a blue deck of cards I had in the drawer. Naturally I won because gin rummy was my mother’s game and she taught me well. Hope springs eternal for my husband, but he rarely beats me.
Wanting revenge, he pulled out the deck last night and we played again. I was skunking him and after I’d just dropped another gin… double points thanks to a spade… he complained about not drawing the jack he needed and picked up the deck to check how far down it was.
The deck we had just recently played with for 6 hours.
The deck that has been in the kitchen drawer, untouched, ever since.
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There wasn’t a single jack to be found. None. It was a deck of 48 cards.
Did Lord Dudley remove them all? Doubtful.
Is there a jack burglar on the loose in rural Maine? Equally as doubtful.
I’ve been joking lately about our house being cursed due to all the renovation nightmare mishaps, but damn. Now I’m really beginning to wonder.
I was having a conversation with a girlfriend the other day and the topic turned to dolls we had as children.
She loved them, I hated them …. still do as a matter of fact.
I’ve always found dolls creepy and never wanted any as a kid. But being a girl growing up in the 70’s, the gift of dolls was inevitable.
I told my friend I remembered one doll in particular I received for my birthday named Crissy. She was large and had hair that would “grow”… which in actuality meant she had a hole in her head and you pulled her pony tail to extend the length.
(Being a doll hater I immediately pulled… and chopped off her hair with a sharp pair of scissors. Good times.)
My girlfriend, being of the same vintage… didn’t remember this doll and argued over her existence.
Challenge!
I had to prove I was right and did a bit of research.
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Score!
She did exist.
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But holy hell…
The photos!
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Mother of God, that thing is possessed.
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Yes, I was proved right.
But now I’m going to have nightmares about an army of dead eyed demon dolls with bald heads.