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You can’t use it, but you can laugh… and that’s always better.
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That’s what I call payback.
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You heard it here first Mark.
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I don’t care if you liked Barack or not, you can’t beat that for cool.
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Yes, there really are sneakers for horses now.
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It’s hard to argue with that logic.
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Proof positive there is such a thing as too much tech.
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At least I hope you can’t.
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Please don’t tell His Lordship that. He’s hard enough to live with as it is.
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Drop the suit dude. You are creepy.
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I’m in!
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Damn. Another missed opportunity to put something quirky in the man cave.
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Churchill, Manitoba sounds like my kind of neighborhood.
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Someday someone will be able to use one of these, and then I’ll have to stop posting them.
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That’s not something you hear every day.
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Great. Yet another global climate change catastrophe. Screw with this planet at your peril people….
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I’m sorry, but this is not news. Or new for that matter.
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I’d say everyone has to have a hobby, but WTH?
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And if you can use it, I promise I won’t judge.
Much.
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Turns out 7 year old boys were right. No good can come from bathing.
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Eating roadkill? If you’re starving, sure. But I draw the line at smoking poo.
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Hmm. Sounds like that was some pretty potent shit he was smoking.
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That is just… wrong.
🤢
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If she was serving candy corn grilled cheese, it serves her right.
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Damn, Martha. At least make him take you out for a nice dinner first….
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News. It’s a subjective term these days, and that’s sad.
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I’m not going to comment on this one, because honestly… I just don’t want to.
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Well, if it can remove car battery corrosion …. stones shouldn’t be a problem.
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And we humans dutifully comply . Ookie Pookie must be kept happy… or there will be consequences.
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Of course she did. She’s 10.
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I don’t know. And I don’t care to find out… but gee, your mother must be so proud.
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This last news alert is from my town. And I don’t know about you, but I prefer it to vaginal squirting contests.
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Because regular news is so depressing these days.
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I heard the rat is now drinking Bud Light and filing for unemployment while living in his mother’s basement. His podcast is scheduled to go live next Saturday.
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Because everything needs an update, even Jesus.
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I’m on the fence with this one. Please try it for me and report back.
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Is it a shoe? Is it a bag? What’s going on here….
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Cheese in individual plastic wrappers is not cheese. It’s orange dyed rubber and should be banned from kitchens everywhere. Do yourself a favor and make your grilled sandwich from a nice Gruyère or Vermont cheddar. Your taste buds will thank me.
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Because news you can use is usually depressing.
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If you’re ready for your mind to be blown, look up this artist and his beyond bizarre house. Everything is doodled, even the toilet.
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Okay, I don’t feel so bad about my outdated Shake and Bake now.
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I take it back about not being depressing. That’s the very definition of sad.
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In local news there were no takers on this generous offer. Please don’t tell my husband.
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And while I enjoy creepy Halloween decorations as much as the next girl? That’s a hard Hell no to disembodied demon doll heads.
Yikes!
😬
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Seriously, no one needs to know this stuff.
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After reading that, I’ve come to the conclusion my beloved Red Sox are just phoning it in. Rather like their playing this season.
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Yeah, right. Do they think I haven’t seen Children of the Corn?
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A three foot long earthworm? That’s a large amount of ick factor.
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Of course it is.
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I’m going to have to take their word for that.
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Thank you, but no.
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You can’t use it, but if it entertains you… I’ll settle for that.
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That’s something you don’t see everyday.
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I’ll take him for a seat companion any day.
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I’ve probably seen them all already, but sure.
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My husband plogs every time we walk. He even carries a trash bag in his pocket.
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Clever ad campaign, but I’m still only buying two shoes at a time.
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Good on you Fido. I’m sure you would have beaten me as well.
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And if you can use it? I’m sorry.
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I haven’t read it, nor do I have any intention of reading it, but damn. That doesn’t sound pleasant.
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Duly noted.
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I never understand people who linger there to read or play with their devices. I adore reading… but there are more comfortable seats in the house.
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That was one busy trio.
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Yes, you read that correctly.
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I’m proud to say my liquor consumption did not waver during the pandemic… and rest assured, I continue to do my part to shore up America’s potent potable economy.
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