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Because sometimes news can be fun.
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Long live bacon!
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Does this beat underwear? I don’t know… but I’m guessing not.
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If ever there was a time to say oops, my bad…. this was it.
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It’s official… our cat is a slacker.
Lord Dudley Mountcatten is definitely not earning his keep.
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And if you can use it? I’m a little afraid..
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Hope you’ve had breakfast already…
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Sorry Kendall.
For the good of the general public, my girls will continue to be well restrained.
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We once had a cat climb into our neighbor’s truck, but thankfully he only made it to the end of the cul de sac. Clearly Sox is a better traveler.
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I have problem feet and though I didn’t hear word from on high, bought a pair of Birkenstocks… which are both ugly and uncomfortable.
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Just in time for my husband to go back to work.
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The FAA is having a hard enough time regulating drone flight… grandmas flying to Wal Mart is a headache they really don’t need.
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The fact that you can’t use it is what makes it worth reading.
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I think canine love is in direct proportion to the biscuit level of a Milkbone box.
Full box? Adoration
Box almost empty? Derision.
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Is it? This almost makes me afraid to open the pantry door.
(In case you’re wondering? It’s coffee. )
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Of course it was, it’s Florida.
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And let’s face it, that beats Ron DeSantis any day of the week and twice on Sunday’s.
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To be honest, I’d prefer to talk with the donkey.
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Far be it for me to blog about something useful. I wouldn’t want to break my trend…
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Finally! An acceptable use for artificial intelligence.
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You go girl.
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This will be me. Seriously, I take photos of videos of everything else… why not death?
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Times are tough, even in Hollywood.
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$248,000 a month for three teenage kids? That sounds about right.
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Well color me surprised.
Not.
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You can’t use it, but keep reading anyway.
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Giving new meaning to their slogan “we’ve got the beef”.
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And I’m supposed to care about this why…?
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How glad are you to be a loyal reader now?
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Approachable size. 
I’m dying.
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I can barely stand myself in this universe. Meeting another 100 versions of me is not on the top of my bucket list.
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I don’t envy that town’s Chamber of Commerce. Spinning cannibal crickets to the tourist trade has got to be tough.
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Because I doubt I’ll ever run out of ridiculous headlines.
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I’ve never been so glad to not be a doctor.
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Methinks Dr. Willis enjoyed his job a little too much.
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I’m totally signing up for that bus tour!
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For me?
It’s been roughly 59 years and counting…
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Good grief Florida, what next? You and Texas are neck and neck for weird happenings this year.
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Being quarantined and sprayed with chemicals isn’t my idea of a good time, but whatever. .
And if you’re wondering how toxic that chemical is?
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If it’s illegal… why and how is the Florida government using it!
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You can’t use it, but you can laugh. Try that…
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I’m guessing that’s going to be a hard sell.
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I love my phone, but I can honestly say that’s the one place I’ve never used it.
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It’s always the last place you look.
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Damn. I hope not….
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Because useless news is the very best kind.
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Incoming!
Walking outside just got a lot more interesting for Georgians.
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I assure you, I definitely do not need to do this.
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Damn it. First John Oliver beats me to Russell Crow’s jockstrap… now this. A day late and £18,000 short, that’s me.
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Imagine the bartender’s surprise when he reached for that bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.
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You can’t use it. But it may make you smile…
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Sorry, it will always be the Wienermobile to me.
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And you know someone had to actually lick it to warrant posting that sign.
In local news, the Wiener was recently spotted boarding a ferry in Maine.
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You don’t see that everyday.
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Well, if Tik Tok says it…
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Another headlines that begs the question… why?
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Weirdest. Plant. Ever.
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You can’t use it, but I’m still putting it out there.
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Geese are territorial little buggers, and while I’ve never been personally attacked, I do tend to give them a wide berth.
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Good call Al. Neither do I….
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Maine’s state bird is the Chickadee… and you will pry him from our cold dead hands.
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Damn. My complaints about the red squirrel seem somewhat trivial now.
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