Tag Archives: humor

Talk about being on point.

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Have you ever seen something that was simply too perfect?

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Okay, so it’s not a pear tree. But a partridge on your Christmas wreath is pretty damn close.

We had one of those beauties on our front lawn a few years ago.

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I had no idea what it was and had to look him up in my bird watchers bible.

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Native to the Middle East and southern Asia, the Chukar was brought as a game bird to North America, where it has thrived in some arid regions of the west. From late summer to early spring, Chukars travel in coveys, but they may be hard to see as they range through the brush of steep desert canyons. They become more conspicuous in spring, when the harsh cackling chuk chuk chukar of the territorial males echoes from the rocky cliffs.

They’re noisy little devils and if you’ve ever heard one… you’re not apt to forget it.

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🎶 All I want for Christmas… 🎶

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Remember when I found that adorable opossum site a while back and said I wanted one for a pet?

Well….

I found another site.

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And now I think I need a raccoon as well.

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As a Christmas gift it sure beats a toaster.

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When my husband was young and living on the farm, his father rescued an injured baby raccoon that had been hit by a car. Not wanting to release it back in the wild because it limped.. they adopted him and named him Teddy.

Somewhere I have a picture of the hubs as a teenager lying on the couch with Teddy. Talk about cute!

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❤️

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Random nonsense.

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Because my life is full of it.

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Worst. Band. Name. Ever….

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As I’ve said before, I’m always 10 years off trend. When I redid my kitchen a decade ago I wanted blue and grey but everything was green and beige. Now that I’m redoing my living room and want green and beige, everything is blue and grey.

But aside from grandma’s drapes, I prefer the before picture here with the warm wood tones and stone fireplace.

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That’s Lord Dudley, and he doesn’t ever see the bottom of the bowl.

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This made me laugh out loud when my husband thought it was a breakfast place that served the corned beef variety.

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I excel at all those things, but after reading the title I’d say the author needs help with preposition placement.

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Some helpful Christmas gift ideas…

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Because I’m nothing if not helpful.

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Who wouldn’t want to find a few of those under the tree this year?

Besides me…

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This makes me glad I don’t do jigsaw puzzles.

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I do believe that’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. No one needs to be that cute.

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I can easily see myself wearing one of these after my husband passes and I become the crazy old lady.

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Fess up men.

I know you’re secretly dying to jingle….

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Furniture shopping chuckles.

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A few things seen and chortled over on my furniture shopping adventures.

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Graceland called… the Jungle Room wants its chair back.

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I like dogs.

But no that fabric.

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I can’t even…

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The first thing that crossed my mind with this fabric?

Rorschach tests.

I see… a bat driving a motorcycle.

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Giant horse head decorative items… when you’re going for that Godfather feel.

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Apparently canine prints are in this year.

But I’m crying foul as I didn’t see any cat fabric.

Lord Dudley Mountcatten is feeling slighted.

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Maine is an odd place.

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Here are a few tidbits worth sharing from my great…. but admittedly slightly weird, state.

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For anyone who has ever been north of Bangor, this is not a surprise.

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I’ve been north of Bangor.

It’s easy to do.

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Take a chair, give a chair?

Interesting concept.

Christmas can look a little different up here as well. Northern Maine is potato country…. and in Aroostock county?

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Potatoes take center stage.

Farther south? It’s all about the lobster and trees are made out of buoys….

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As well as traps.

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Santa?

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He arrives on a lobster boat, with an extra large lobster riding shotgun.

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Going the way of the Dodo bird.

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Does anyone even use recipe books anymore?

I had a giant stack of them collecting dust in a corner of our kitchen and finally decided to plow through the pile.

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Those are the ones I gave away…

And though I tend to find most recipes online these days, these are the ones I couldn’t bear to part with.

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And speaking of Dodo birds…

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Does anyone else still have a bakers rack…

Or a mini stereo with an iPod dock that plays CDs?

I really need to update my life.

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Grey, grey… go away.

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Furniture shopping continues and I’ve realized like everything else in my life it’s not going to be easy.

Though we have numerous stores and what seems like endless choices, if you’re like me and buck trends… there’s going to be trouble.

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In every one of the six stores I’ve visited so far?

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Grey. White. A little blue…

And more grey.

While I have nothing against the color per se, variety is the spice of life and when it comes to decor I need some.

And please don’t tell me corporate only displays one vision and I can choose different fabrics.

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Because in store after store?

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95% of those are grey as well.

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