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Out with the old…

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One last cuddle on the old chair.

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One last before picture…

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After that, our farming neighbor and his field hands carried the old furniture out the door and over to his house.

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It’s funny because we gave him the living room set we had before this one as well.

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It was a tight fit…

And made my husband wish our back door was just a little wider.

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One large scratch on the paint later…

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Empty echoing space.

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News you can’t use.

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It may be ridiculous, but at least it’s not politics.

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Unless a Hemsworth is delivering that hammer to my table?

Probably not.

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I do love a good morel.

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But damn, that’s impressive.

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It looks a bit silly, but 12 tons? Why aren’t we winging all of them…

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Brain tapeworm can’t be pleasant, but I’m still not giving up my bacon.

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A professional squatter?

Proof positive there’s a job for everyone.

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Get with the progrum…

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I love stumbling on a new place to eat.

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And while this seemed like your run of the mill sports bar, the blueberry margarita was quite tasty.

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And my husband’s go to French onion soup was anything but ordinary.

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It was served with its bread on the outside which we thought was odd, but the deep wine flavored beef broth was so full of onions and herbs and melted cheese you didn’t even miss it.

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My appetizer? Loaded tater kegs.

I’d never heard of such of a thing… and not being a tater tot fan, I almost passed. But these were delightfully crunchy on the outside and creamy, cheesy, bacon filled pillows of potato-y goodness on the inside.

Being a sports bar, all the televisions were tuned to this show. I paid less than zero attention until I happened to glance up and see this…

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Thinking it was just a typo, I grimaced and moved on.

Until this popped up on the screen a few minutes later.

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Ugh.

Not a typo.

Good thing the food made up for it.

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Baked haddock and Parmesan herbed potato rounds for the spouse.

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And a massive chicken, broccoli Alfredo (I ate for three days after) for moi.

Poor grammar aside, it might be worth a return trip.

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Things I’m not buying anytime soon.

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I love our cat, but…

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He doesn’t need a 4 foot wicker giraffe.

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Stress free?

The beast sleeps 23 hours a day, how stressed can he possibly be.

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve never harbored the least bit of desire to sleep in a dog bed. Giant or otherwise.

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While this might be comfortable once I plopped, I fear my bad knee would be screaming trying to get out.

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Just… no.

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His patience is running out…

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Shopping for bedroom carpet continues.

And you can tell one of us is not having a good time.

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This is not my fault as I found the perfect carpet on day one… but my husband swore he could find something comparable for less money so we kept shopping.

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This was an interesting display.

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Made even more so by the fact it opened for samples.

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After another whirlwind weekend tour of flooring stores, my husband chose carpets he thought were close to the shade we wanted. Even though I (and numerous salespeople) assured him they weren’t.

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Ironically the two large sample boards he brought home were very close to the price point of my original choice which kind of defeats the purpose… no?

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And since none of them were the right shade (again), my spouse is slowing coming around to the realization he should have just agreed to my selection a few weeks ago and called it a day.

Men.

They always have to do things the hard way.

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Let’s play.

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You know the drill…

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And by weird, I mean odd but endearing.

If you have webbed toes or extra appendages please keep that information to yourself.

I’ll start –

I can’t blink or close my left eye separately.

I can close both of them together, sleeping would be a challenge otherwise… and Lord knows I can roll them at my husband when he brings home another piece of yard sale crap…. but I can’t independently close my left one. Never have, never will.

Now you.

What weird thing don’t we know about you?

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Batson River Fish Camp

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After another week of unsatisfactory carpet shopping I had to throw the husband a bone so we headed for the coast.

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Wells is probably the longest stretch of sandy beach in Maine and is overwhelmed with tourists in the summer.

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But on the off season it’s quiet, which is how we like it.

After a stroll, we headed for beer.

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And while we’ve visited other Batson locations, this was our first trip to the laid back Fish Camp version.

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It was more casual than their other locations.

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With an attractive fishing vibe.

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A few raspberry lime sours in…

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I opted for the duck fat cornbread with maple honey bourbon butter.

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Ooh la la! Sheer perfection.

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As was the digital fireplace that didn’t trigger my hot flashes.

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Not sure what they put on top of this outdoor table to hold down the cover…but it looked like a giant wine cork to me.

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