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You know I’ll never run out of stupid headlines. The world can be a stupid place…
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I have to wonder about this. Wouldn’t 30 bottles of bull sperm have been sufficient?
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Kendall, give your nipples a rest. I’m tired of their antics.
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say swim.
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I think I’ve been listening to music incorrectly for a long time. Damn.
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Ear boners.
I have officially heard everything now.
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Just… wow.
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I came home from the store the other day and stepped up on our kitchen landing.
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Which is when I saw it.
Do you see it?
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Let me give you a hint…
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We hadn’t seen the little red bastards for a while, but it was right there.
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A stolen apple wedge. Prominently placed where I couldn’t help but see it.
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That bitch is taunting me now.
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It’s time to take a look at my local Facebook page again.
And when I did, I realized how critter-centric it’s been lately.
Goats were on the loose again.
And apparently craving pumpkin pie.
This was a bit disturbing.
It’s not often someone is actively seeking deer guts, even around here.
Makes you wonder what this poor guy did.
“…for whatever purpose you would like.” probably doesn’t bode well for that bird.
And speaking of Sunday dinner –
As much as I’d like to come home to a nice meal, the thought of letting a stranger into my kitchen to cook seems a bit odd.
They might find that fuzzy, 11 month old spear of asparagus that got pushed to the back of the fridge… and that’s bound to be embarrassing.
And lastly, there was some news on the crime beat.
Duck theft.
Because sometimes people can’t help themselves.
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